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jewspanic 

one who is both stereotypically jewish and latino, usually with big hair a big butt, really cheap and an excellent dancer
yo, son we're not going out in the rain because my jewspanic hair will frizz up.

the jewspanic population appreciates tortilla and hummus sales.
jewspanic by Debbie V. July 21, 2004
Urban Dictionary Merch
A Jewspic is the outcome of Jewish and Hispanic cross-breeding.
Jonah and Maria are proud parents of their new Jewspic love-child, Philepe Jesus Rodrigez.

Additional Examples:

Yang and Cajulao are the proud parents of their newest addition, Ching Julio Chang, Chinkipino supreme!
Jewspic by Word Creation By Lelaa February 18, 2005
Related Words
Jewish acting like he and/ or she is hispanic
Hispanic acting Jewish = Jispanic

Migger= Mexican acting black
Jispanic by Tequila_goddess June 21, 2009

jewspank 

when one sneakily spanks the monkey in the shower
person 1: mate ive got mad blue balls what am i gonna do
person 2: just have a cheaky jewspank mate it'll be disguised and discreet
person 1: good call, i'll be back in 10 ;)
jewspank by midgettitwank August 7, 2014

Jewspice 

Friendly term used to describe a swagg jewish person
"wat up jewspice" or "how it hang'in jewspice"
Jewspice by Isacc Goldberg October 2, 2011
All-purpose ethnic insult used by white people on other white people for comedic effect.
What the hell you call that you friggin Jewspick?
jewspick by Cobain's Ghost August 6, 2006

Jaspanic 

A person who is half Japanese and a half Hispanic
My mother is japanese and my father is Hispanic, so that makes me jaspanic
Jaspanic by Bntz & phooajeff1 December 3, 2020
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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