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jewel

That tiny nodule of sperm left dangling from your dick after ejaculation.
After sex,Anthony whipped his penis around and flung the jewel off and on to her wall.
by [VBM] December 7, 2006
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jewels

1) the biggest cheating whore you will ever meet. who names their child jewels?
that fucking bitch jewels needs to go finger herself
by kev s October 5, 2007
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Jewel

Jewel usually has a very funny personality but can be very rude and disrespectful. Jewel usually tries to fit in with everybody else and sometimes turn out to be the one to stand out in the group of her friends. She is usually very loud and will start drama because she is either bored with her life or her parents dont give her attention and she needs it (attention).She is also a great friend but don't back stab her because she will cut you out of her life immediately. She is also referred as a "thot", "homie hopper", "hoe" or "slut". She likes to cheat on her boyfriends and isn't loyal. Unless she gets caught cheating. Overall has a great personality. She is humorous, unloyal, disrespectful, problematic and overprotective when it comes to her friends.
Rebecca- "DAMMMM, Jewel is such a hoe. She just broke up with Jacob last night and already found a new man."
Tina- "I feel bad for Jewel , everybody is gossiping about her!"
by Unknown> idk anything so March 19, 2019
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Jewel

A person who in the movie transibarian orchestra makes her boobs go in and out. It gave me an erection.
Deep breaths Jewel, Deep breaths.
by ilikeelephants December 13, 2010
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jewelers

A person/people that makes you sell jewellery.
My best mate is a jeweler.

We can buy more jewellery from the jewelers across the street.
by Sammy2307 September 22, 2013
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jewel

my name. similar to Jewel the singer (lower case "s"), however, i am Jewel the Magnificent (capitol "M"). I was born 1st. I have a better looking ass. My teeth are perfect and not all jacked up. Not to mention, i am not a dirty hippie.
Jewel the Magnificent is so much better than Jewel the singer, she rocks like an AC/DC concert!
by Jewel the Magnificent January 20, 2005
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jewel

jew + well = jewel

1. a well where jews search after precious things in hope to sell them or to show off like jewels

2. a jew who is a well being (jew-well)

3. a well where jews spawn (come out of a hole)
you fucking queer faggot barbie pussy feminine dipshit,hetero means queer sissy faggot,u dumb scum,u like vaginas?u r sick and u r a female,so u r sick transgender that is in another body coz u want vagina,u feminine sissy loser,otherwise u would be manly homosexual as men intented to be u faggot,only pussies like tits and vaginas u parasite subhumanic waste of dog sperm,u r nothing but sick unmanly pussy that isnt masculine enough to be homosexual,hetero means queer,PUSSY

- sincerely, to a jewel
by adolf reagain hitler October 25, 2012
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