jewcicle

A jewish version of a popcicle that has a flavorless ice cube on a stick.

Son, if you don't behave your dessert will be a jewcicle.

by jew cop 69 July 14, 2009

jewbituary

A Jewish obituary

Hey, did you see that Weinstien died? Yeah I just read his Jewbituary in the newspaper this morning.

by Smshorty September 9, 2016

Jewells

Jewells makes the world a brighter place through her ability to find joy in everything and everyone. If you are a friend of hers then you are one lucky bitch because she will move mountains for you and love you with every particle of her heart. No one walks away from her without feeling special, without wanting more of her presence. Being with her feels as effortless as dancing to your favorite song. She is funny, incredibly SEXY, and unequivocally intelligent.

I was having the shittiest day, then I hung out with Jewells and it turned out to be one of the best days of my life

by Isadora Duncan November 12, 2019

Adam Jewell

An absolute nonce, touches small children just for the fun of it, especially those named Amelie. No boundaries stop him, the law, family, if he wants to touchie touchie, he will.

'He looks like an Adam Jewell'
'How so?'
He's sniffing the babies again.'

by massivepenisman October 11, 2020

driveway jewelery

A highly expensive car or motorcycle, that's been left to sit in the driveway, unused. Much like a flashy diamond ring or gold necklace, it's sole purpose is that of demonstrating wealth, to those who see it.

"That's a fourty-five thousand dollar bike in his driveway, with only a hundred kilometers on it. Clearly, he bought it for driveway jewelery and bragging rights."

by D. Gould January 13, 2006

Jeweling

being overly pretentious when it comes to the use of the English language

Friend 1: I'll let her shirley, my secretary, know. Maybe she can move a few of my appointments around and pencil you in
Friend 2: .....You totally just jeweled.

Friend 1: Can you tell me the amount of people in this room?" Friend 2: No but I can tell you the number of people!
Friend 1: You're Jeweling so hard right now...

by Phatchicken October 15, 2012

Jewbilee

Any gathering of a large number of people of jewish decent. Often characterized by cheap party decorations, anything matza, and and chocolate money.

1.The floor of the Jewbilee was completely devoid of change
2.Those people at the Jewbilee were the stingiest people I ever met.

by Diabolical Diabetic December 7, 2004