jewtard

not to be mistaken as a slanderous term. a combined meaning of FUCKTARD and DOUCHETWAT. used to describe someone sooo incredible stupid that you not only feel dumber for being near them, but wonder how nature could have possibly fucked up so bad as to let something like this actaully survive. you often get the urge to 'fix' natures problem before this 'person' can infect and destroy humanity.

NOT INTENDED AS AN ANTI-SEMENTIC INSULT...the first 3 letters are actually the initials of the first guy to earn the name.

WOW!!! what a jewtard. its amasing anyone that dumb can even remember to breath.

by Oxman85 February 1, 2007

jewdacity

To be overconfident in a rude manner, specifically in the realm of Jewish culture.

"I can't believe you had the jewdacity to steal grandma's latka."

"Bread, during passover!? Oh the jewdacity!"

by the chocolate kazoo March 9, 2009

jewdrive

Storage device for things you didn't pay for.

Jew1: Hey do you have a copy of Avatar?
Jew2: Yeah look on my jewdrive.

by jewfacer March 17, 2010

jewgar

A cougar that is Jewish, plane and simple...well, the Jewgar isn't necessarily plane and simple, just the definition.

Michelle's mom is such a Jewgar, she's either at Barcelona or San Felipe every weekend.

by TheRenner June 11, 2008

jedward

the name for two people who are gay and like to try and sing, prefrebly irish they try to act cool for everyone, but because of this they end up trying to be killed, loved by lou walsh anyone wanting to be a jedward can be bummed by the man

"ure such a jedward"

by werid child 123f December 7, 2009

Jewdapp

Someone who makes a stupid huge amount of money but blows it on stupid shit like Jet Ski's, Exhaust kits, and Star Wars action figures and then needs to borrow money for lunch twice a week. See also Hodapp.

"Hey guys, lets go get lunch."

"Ok, How about Taco Bell?"

"Ok, but I don't have any cash, can you cover me?."

"You are such a Jewdapp! Maybe you should sell some of those action figures to pay for lunch!"

by Sameer Butte September 9, 2005

jewlar

A big Jew
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Wow look at that Jew hes so big

by _insertnamehere_ May 13, 2005