Jewdar

knowing when a Jewish person is within ten feet of you.

my friend can always tell when there is a doctor or a lawyer in the room, she has great Jewdar.

by cleaner8 July 31, 2009

jewdles

n. Egg noodles manufactured by kosher driven food manufactuers, i.e. Manischewitz and Rokeach. Traditionally eaten when celebrating the high holidays or ameliorating the high hangover.

1. Those jewdles really made that kugel delicious!
2. Jewdles and Ginger Ale made my hangover go away.

by chiliboo October 2, 2007

jewdo

A young Jewish adult that lives his or her life by emulating The Jersey Shore and other Italian-American stereotypes.

"Hey Schwartz, GTL after temple?"
"Sure Stein, then we can pick up some biddies at the Beachcomber," said Schwartz as he added more gel to his spiked hair.
"You guys are the defintion of jewdo," said Weiss as she teased her pouf.

by thegtlsituation March 6, 2010

jewdar

The special power posessed only by Jews that enables them to identify Jews by looks or, at most, hearing them speak. It is imporant to note that non-Jews do not and cannot have this power, as many of them naively believe that all Jews are fair-skinned with huge noses and jew-fros. Only some of us are, shmucks.

You'd be surprised at how many Jews come in here.... my jewdar is off the charts.

by Jonathan January 18, 2004

jewdicious

Pronounced similar to "judicious" (def. excercising restraint) and not to be confused with "jewlicious" (def. what you might say if you just ate a tasty jewish treat), JEWDICIOUS means to exercise jewish like restraint.

Note of interest: this new word was discovered by a sensitive jewish friend of mine who thought he was being accosted with a tasteless "jew" insult when I asked him to make judicious use of something.

The clothing manufacturer was very jewdicious with his product and would not provide it free of charge to all his budies.

by C Williams March 14, 2006

jewdigger

Someone with a rampant Jew fetish who dates people specifically because they're Jewish. Commonly, the Jewdigger's target will have a keen business sense, curly hair, glasses, and a big nose.

"Ryan is such a Jewdigger that he goes to temple to meet girls ...and he's Roman Catholic!"

"When that Jewdigger Ryan found out I was only half Jewish, he dumped me for my Israeli cousin."

by sexylibrarian April 9, 2008

Jew'd Out

1. When you make plans and then somebody simply doesnt turn up or show up.

"Ohh we where all meant to go out last night but he Jew'd Out on us"

"Do you think he will come or has he Jew'd out again?"

"He always Jew's out on us"

by Jew2NV3162 September 20, 2009