Jewber

A person that calls a Uber instead of a cab in order to save a couple shekels

To hell with a cab, call me a jewber!

by Superkewl123 June 4, 2018

jewbie

someone who when they play a MMORPG game such as Runescape , puts their focus on making as much money as they can rather than gaining experience or levels through questing and grinding abilities

i watched this Jewbie pick up 10k fucking cowhides in Free to play

in the time he did that he could of made 10x that skilling

by BellasaurusTheJust May 4, 2019

Jewbonic Plague

When someone, especially a non-jew, shows clear sexual preference toward the Jewish.

You think Anne Frank is hot? You just have Jewbonic Plague.

by Danz Ferdinand August 14, 2007

jewbagel

1.) A really delicious bagel from Einstein's Bagels.

2.) One who is being really stingy or whiney.

1.) Man, this jewbagel is fantastic with the cheese of cream!

2.)a. Chad: "No, seriously, you guys, my leg hurts! I was mauled by a tiger!"

Bob: "Shut up, Chad, and quit being such a jewbagel."

b. Jon: "30 cents for a pack of gum? That's outrageous! It used to be 25!"

Sid: "Quit being a fucking jewbagel and buy the gum, Jon."

by Natalie H. April 30, 2006

jewbay

To auction one's unused goods on eBay, discarding wealth in a material form into quick, cold hard cash.

"Barbara Streisand jewbayed her year-old Bentley because she decided to buy a Vespa."

by Infinism September 14, 2005

jewbag overlord

a jewish person that is the most jewish out of everyone in jewland, he rules the jews

freddy is a jewbag overlord hes such a faggot

by hsil1234 May 4, 2010

jewbies

A euphemism for a jewish girl's breasts. Rhymes with 'boobies.'

Yeah, she talks a lot. But she's got a sweet pair of jewbies.

by Mixolyde February 10, 2007