Jewmaica

A fictional island that exists in the minds of Jewish stoners that combines the best of Rastafarian and Jewish cultures.

Comes from a combination of the words "Jew" and "Jamaica."

"Matisyahu's next concert will be hosted in Jewmaica, where steel drums play klezmer music, and weed is smoked all week except on Shabbos."

by Matt Garz December 30, 2007

Jewmenian

The combination between a Jew and an Armenian. Jewstian tend to be short, hairy and have a big nose.

Dude he is such a Jewmenian wannabe.

by bbbeastly May 9, 2008

Jewmash

a person of Jewish and Chumash Native American descent.

Bob: You know that girl sally?
Bill: Yeah, the Jewmash?
Bob: What?
Bill: Her mom is Jewish and her dad is Chumash, she's Jewmash.

by zipzopzoobitybob September 13, 2011

Jewminate

To terminate something jewishly.

1) Jewminate them.

2) Consider yourself jewminated.

3) Don't try to jewminate me, son.

by OfGreaterExpectations2010 April 11, 2010

Jewanese

and person of jewish and asian descent.

Your a stupid jewanese bitch, you only gave me half of a cup of rice and half my change.

by wang mu schultz April 6, 2006

JewLane

A name given to Tulane University for the excessive number of JAPy bitches and jewish people.

Where do you go to school?
Tulane
Oh you mean Jewlane

by perlnit April 21, 2005

Jewmaxxing

Jewmaxxing, this slang came from a word called min maxing meaning you’re focusing at one stat than all the other stats. Therefore you’re maxing your jewishness above anything else.

Timmy: Do you know what jewmaxxing is??
Tommy: Yeah History Wizard explained it on his tiktok
Timmy: *After watching his tiktok* Wow this “jewmaxxing” seems pretty offensive since I am a jew myself

by Arbaybay May 23, 2023