Jew

See: Thumper (character in Bambii to understand)

Thumper is such a jew!

by E Dison February 8, 2008

Jew

Person of the faith of Judaism. They belive that they are the chosen people of god and all others, or non jews are gentiles and are put on the earth to serve people of the jewish faith/jewish blood. Are often stereotyped for being rich.

That jew who runs the pawn shop on the corner just screwed me over.

by fr8train July 30, 2008

Jew

Who got gassed Jews

How many Jews were killed by Hitler? 6,000,000

by Chlong March 14, 2017

Jew

An Insult, someone who is a ass can be called a jew, for any reason, yet mostly because of failure to supply goods or money, the ideas that jews are stingy.

Also a religion.

Fuck sake toomey your such a jew.

Hi im a jewish man.

by SirPagey May 13, 2008

Jew

The creation of Israel marked the reforming of the Israelite tribe.
Any Jews that didn’t become Israelis are deemed to have abandoned the tribe and so shouldn’t be practicing Judaism as that’s the religion of the Israelites/Israelis.
Before the creation of Israel the term jew was relevant but since the creation of Israel the term jew is obsolete.
Any non Israelis practicing Judaism and calling themselves Jews are deceiving themselves and others.

The term Jew is obsolete.

by AnonDoxy January 22, 2023

Jew

Verb, to JEW.

The process by which someone manages to convince a reluctant person to give them something.

Michael has £10 which he was going to give to his son but Josh managed to jew it off him. (Josh has no foreskin)

by Toby_the_5_star_penis. December 18, 2008

Jew

1) Person of Jewish Faith
2) A Pinny-Pincher (a tight wad)
3) What Hitler put in ash trays till we beat his ass

1) Kyle from South Park is Jewish!
2) Your as money hungry as a Jew!
3) The Holocaust sucks, eh Larry. Yea it does.

by TheGuyStandingBehindYou April 1, 2007