Jettrider

To be a total faggot when describing luck. What makes it worse is this person usually takes huge loads of cum in his ass and always swallows your load even if you've been saving up for weeks. Also stalks websites looking for pity when he does stupid things.

Jesus christ I feel like Jettrider today I've been complaining so much but it makes me better that I don't look for pity on websites when I'm a douche who dies to kree'arra

by Nutsack88 January 25, 2008

Jeury

Jeury is that one nigga that you don't remember no matter how close you was to him

But he's also your god and he saves you from dick ride shit

I don't know any one named jeury he must be the nigga i pray to

by Nigga brady October 9, 2019

Derek Jeter

A Baseball player for the Yankees who always gives his best every game. July 1st, 2004 showed his determination of the game where he caught a short pop fly nobody could've caught and couldnt slow down in time to avoid crashing into the Yankee Stadium seats.

non baseball fan: Why does Derek Jeter always run for his life on pop flies?
non baseball fan's friend: Because he's Derek Jeter

by BaseballFanatic27 July 26, 2005

Tull (Jethro)

A prog-rock band formed in the late 60's that had huge hits in the 70's, won a heavy metal grammy in the 80's, and still rocks and tours in the new millenium. Always known for complicated lyrics, rhythms and time signatures. Jethro Tull has mellowed over the years, but they still pluck a mean mandolin. Fronted by Ian Anderson and Martin Barre. Unfortunately this important group has been totally ignored by the brown-nosing hacks at the lame-ass "Rock and Roll Hall of Fame".

Tull (Jethro) = Jethro Tull

Hippie: "Man, Jethro Tull was bigger than the Beatles and the Stones back in the day and they're NOT in the fuckin' Rock Hall of Fame!?"

Stoner: "Yup, but who the fuck cares. The Hall of Fame is a complete sell-out, lame-ass, ass-kissing, political, bullshit institution, man."

Hippie: "Man, yer right, I guess. Hey, don't bogart that joint."

Stoner: -----

by harleyroscoe September 10, 2008

jethrine

a very masculine guy who loves to dress up in delicate little outfits with ribbons, bows and lace. (Originates from the Beverly Hillbillies: Jethro Bodine's delicate little sister)

We were shocked when we saw the big bald wrestler sashay into the dance hall dressed like a sweet jethrine.

by Loretta La Rue April 20, 2003

jethro tull

A classic rock band.

Yeah, Aqualung is my favorite Jethro Tull song...

by iTX March 6, 2004

JetRockit

A very cool message board...full of the coolest teen web-savvy people you'll find. The admins are super hawt and scene, too.

JetRockit was awesome last night....did you see that debate about ______?

by Moosey May 15, 2004