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jet ski

To proform finger actions in the vaginal region.
Dude i totally jet skied that bitch from that party last night
by the afganistan man August 12, 2006
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Jet Ski

Similar to the motorboat....it is where a guy and a girl face eather other then she sits down on the ground in front of him. Next, as he stands over her, she proceeds to "motorboat" his boner and balls with her face.
Jean really liked riding Charles's jet ski on the lake.
by Blue_Thunder November 2, 2007
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jetspiderman

Guy who has a rather unpopular blog. He mainly prank-calls sex hotlines as the "sexy girl" or gets on Xbox and threatens to ban kids and pretend he has more of a life than they do.

If you look around, his post is on this page. He also likes to lie for some reason.
Person1: Why do you look so sad?

Person2: Some guy called Jetspiderman is making fun on me and threatening to ban me on Xbox!
by korky24 April 15, 2011
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jet'ski

brooks: fyi, I need to jet'ski, so don't go for a few minutes
by Cedric Collins January 20, 2004
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Jetsniper

jetsniper rules
by Mike September 16, 2003
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Jenski

1. A woman who knowingly gives fellatio to a man.

2. The result of being domski'd (look up domski for full understanding).

3. An english chick who goes skiing in bulgaria.
Guy 1: What happened with you and that girl last night?
Guy 2: She gave me a domski.
Guy 3: That makes her a jenski.
by Jenkicksass March 10, 2010
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Jet ski

This is a long in-depth process, but it's totally worth it!
The guy drinks alot of water or what not for several days, but does not piss. It will hurt and be very hard to pull off, but just go with it.
Eventually when he can't hold it any longer, the girl begins to pleasure him and while he is on his back and about to cum she sits repeatedly on his abdomen to force him to urinate while he is trying to jizz. The force on the stomach will cause to pee stream to shoot up in the air. The pain is simply Elysian.
Dude I went three days without taking a piss but it was so worth it when my ho jet ski'd me in a carnal fury.
by Stevethepainninja March 29, 2008
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