jessica simpson

the dumbest bitch on the face of the earth..proof that looks can get you money

Jessica: i didn't know buffalos had wings?!?!

by imnickmywifeisadumbbitch March 8, 2004

Jessica Biel

An up-and-coming actress with perfect tits. Oh yeah, she also has an incredibly hot body to go along with those perfect tits.

Dude, did you see that Jessica Biel chick's nice, big, round tits?

by Miko Pussi August 3, 2007

Jessica

Jessica is a sweet girl. She is loved by most and is very modest. Her mind is strong, and it is very hard to sway her when she has her mind made up of something. She is a determined girl, and always persists. "Giving up" are not words in her vocabulary. She is fit, fun and kind. But, she is shy at times, and always gets tongue twisted when talking to people. People are instantly attracted to her generous and easy-going personality. Though she may not show it at times, she is scared of a lot of things. One of her fears is ending up alone, without a family. She is the definition of grace and beauty, and have men and women alike at her heels. She is never too quick to judge, and always sees the good in people before that bad. Although her shy and quiet demanner may be odd and strange when you first meet her, looking at her, you are instantly drawn in by her beauty and calm aura. Once she is comfortable with you, she can be very extroverted and energetic.

Guy 1: "Hey, who's that girl over there?"
Guy 2: "The kind looking one?"
Guy 1: "Yeah..."
Guy 2: "Oh, that's Jessica."

by -Shawns February 26, 2017

jessica

There is more to her name than the popularity of it. The most incredible woman in the world. Her smile can light up a room. She is also brilliantly beautiful and intelligent. She can be very witty and sassy.

Who is that girl?

That girl is Jessica.

by sparky911 July 21, 2014

sarah jessica parker

An unsightly, cheap prostitute that resembles a horse.

Man, I think I got horse AIDS from that $20 sarah jessica parker last weekend!

by Gary Jonston April 30, 2008

jessica rowe

Jessica Rowe was a contestant in Miss Universe Canada 2010. She was one of the top 20.

Jessica was born and raised in the Township of King. Upon achieving the Ontario Scholar Award at King City Secondary she began her studies at the University of Western Ontario where she is currently completing a degree in Commercial Aviation and Business Management.

As one of the fives females enrolled in the Commercial Aviation Program (Class of 2012), among over 50 males, she hopes to promote and bring awareness to many occupational fields that are still primarily male-dominated around the world, such as aviation. It is her goal to have her Private Pilot License before the end of December 2009.

Jessica is also an active member in her community, promoting preservation of the environment and encouraging sustainable living. She volunteers at the Robert F. Kennedy Jr. Annual Charles Sauriol Environmental Dinner for the Living City every year and numerous other environmental awareness events.

Claire: I wish I could be like Jessica Rowe, she's in Miss Universe and she's a pilot

Francine: And she volunteers for the environment

John: I want to Marry her, she has beautiful blonde locks

by sillylittleindian December 16, 2010

Pull a Jessica Simpson

Losing your fiance (or spouse in her case), gaining 40 pounds and not showering. Used in the television show Glee.

Pull a Jessica Simpson :

Finn: Sometimes I wish I could be more like coach. He pulled a Jessica Simpson - you know, lost his fiance, gained 40 pounds and stopped showering - and everyone acts like it's totally normal.

by Gleek1993 May 18, 2010