Jess

An Italian who will constantly deny the fact he's white and is always promoting his DJ skills on SoundCloud

"Did you hear the mixtape Jess just released?"
"Yeah, I heard better"

by TrashMetal July 2, 2017

Jess

An ungrateful bitch that lies about everything if u love her stop even if she says she does she's lying she lies and lies and doesn't stop she is a dickhea that can't stop herself from lying if u love her stop seriously just fucking stop she hates u

Wow Jess dumped me and then told me everything was a lie she's such an ungrateful bitch

by U gotta believe me October 14, 2015

Jess

A true cheerleader in the group that cheers up every situation and everyone! She’s always too nice to turn down a favour and often put others in front of her that sometimes she forgets about her own happiness. She's always there to stand up of for her friends, even if it means to offend someone else. Can be a total savage tho!

Siddhi: *wearing her new wireless earphones*
Jess: WOAHHH SIDDHI YOURE SOOO COOOL. TOO COOL TOO COOL!

by Kiwiziwi February 29, 2020

jess

Sexy girl with big ass and tits who loves anal and having her cunt licked. Is very popular and will flash if asked to. Loves to parade around nude and show off her body. Enjoys large cocks and orgies. at the end of a party she always has her clothes torn to pieces and is covered in cum.

Girl1: "Omg did you see Jess last night?"
Guy1: "See her? I fucked her!"

by Zerosic88 November 18, 2016

jess

Jess is literally the most perfect girl in the entire world. She is insanely beautiful and super sweet. She's kinda short and she has a lot of shades of brown in her hair. She looks adorable beanies so make sure you make sure you let her try all of yours. Jess is someone whose name makes you happy every time her name pops up on your phone. She's the kinda girl you wanna FaceTime every night for a minimum of 3 hours. You would literally let her fuck ur life up. Your sleep schedule is not gonna exist anymore. But don't worry you get all the energy you need just seeing her beautiful face every night. Seeing her smile is like one of the 7 wonders of the world it will literally make your heart melt. Jess is the kinda of girl you would anything for you'd meet her parents or sneak her into your basement. When she's around you, you will be three times luckier. Everything is better when you do it with Jess. She's also the kind of girl you wanna give all your clothes too, just cause she wears it better then you ever could.

"Bro's before hoes.

Thats not a hoe that Jess, she's my everything."

by Om's December 5, 2020

Jess

She is happy doing her own thing puts her kids need before her own desires . prefers to be on her own because she knows people dont really have your back she will look at someone and walk away knowing its pain waiting to happen .

P1: did you meet jess ?
P2: shes impossible to becomes friends with!

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd June 20, 2019

Jess

Has a foot fetish. 11/10 loves feet. Confirmed fact: bakes cookies at midnight. Has no orange juice so she can't make bacon. Wants bacon. Bacon making pan=dirty. Dirty bacon making pan=depression. Jess is a great person kind of. Very nice. Also very mean. Big meanie. Memes. Loves memes. "Haha Yes".

Person #1: Hey have you met Jess?
Person #2: Nope not yet
Person #1 Yeah you might wanna stay away from her. Or at least cover your feet.
Person #2: why?
Person #1: You didn't know? She has a foot fetish...
Person #2: Oh No
Person #1: Mhm

by Hi I make things accurate :) May 26, 2019