Jenson

Porn Addict who has huge penis and is super mega sexy

'Jenson is beautiful'

by Carrots_64 February 18, 2023

jenson lace

Jenson Lace is a fat man from leeds who has multiple achievements in games such as counter-strike and rocket league. He loves having a cheeky kebab once in a while, thats the shit that keeps him going in life. If you ever meet a Jenson Lace just know he will get emotionally attached to you as he has no mates.

Hey mate have you ever met a Jenson Lace? If you havent you better pray to god you wont

by g from the streets May 22, 2023

Jenson Smith

Jenson Smith is slang for calling someone a fucking neek and a dwarf.

Dude! That kids a Jenson Smith

by schmucklover July 5, 2024

Jenusin

The art of inserting a straw and a joint into a tight anus, lighting the joint then inhaling via the straw.

The insertee MUST be female
This allows the smoke to circulate and pre-marinate in the cavity before inhaling.

This is the safest form of smoking and has no side effects, however some reported to have experienced;
Happiness

Bliss
Joy
Un-sadness
Euphoria
Fuckin lit whole day

Nobody came to my class so i got to do Jenusin with dre
Dre had my entire body shaking with that Jenusin last night
I literally farted during Jenusin and verender inhaled it then did a Jenusin on himself with a tube

by Hi-EL Hytlíer April 3, 2025

dirty jenson

nob cheese

i have dirty jenson

by anonymous April 11, 2024

Dirty Jenson

The act of inviting a girl over to your house for sexual reasons then hiding from them asking if they can go home because u have never have never even touched a female breast while rigorously pleasuring ur anus while masturbating photos of a man called woody

Guy 1 “i heard they fucked last night“
Guy 2 “no he didn’t he did a dirty jenson“

by woody7192 April 11, 2024

Pulling a Jenson

Calling in sick for the first 3 days back every time you take a vacation.

Tito called in sick after being gone for two weeks. "Dammit! Hes pulling a Jenson again!"

by Monfredi November 15, 2022