jenieus

someone with the smarts on retardedly cool things.

- Jane does something retardedly cool -
Mark: Oh, you're such a jenieus!

by jenieus February 18, 2011

sean jensen

Basically a demon born from the explosion of the nuke in Hiroshima
Probably will destroy the world
Chuck Norris wears pajamas with his face on them

The last time someone got close to sean jensen, the were never heard from again.

by BILLYTHEBISON October 27, 2017

Jensen

A sandwich made from the butt-end of the bread with one piece of meat. Usually consumed when there's nothing else to eat and you're really hungover.

Man I drank way too much last night, I need a Jensen.

by grande1234 September 18, 2013

Jeniece

hot

my wife is pure Jeniece

by dadof7 February 5, 2010

Jensen

The most beautiful girl you will lay your eyes on. Jensens tend to be artistically adept and extremely smart. They also tend to have a striking sense of humour and charisma. If you meet a Jensen, consider yourself one of the lucky few.

"Wow, who is that amazing girl?"
"That's Jensen, gotta love her."

by Juskyle Limbard August 31, 2013

Jensen

To fax your own penis through a fax machine.

Holy crap, that guy just jensened.

by Alex Forkstealer January 21, 2006

Smitty Werben Man Jensen

Number 1! That guy in that one spongebob episode that has the retarded hat.

Whoa! You look like Smitty Werben Man Jensen

by n00b is my name July 8, 2006