I Stuck A Whole Bag Of Jelly Beans Up My Ass

Pretty self explanatory, I mean what do you want from me?!

Beans

Take on me. Take me onnnnnn

I stuck a whole bag of jelly beans up my ass

by Nibbahhhhh1 July 2, 2019

A jelly bean

Be jealous.

- Are you jealous or what?
- You wish, - snorts.
- Cute.
- What do you think is cute?
- You’re such a jelly bean.
- F*ck off.

(Dialog from: "Our Language" by Sayako)

by harina_kim February 6, 2024

Dirty Jelly Bean

Noun - Informal / Slang

1. A euphemism for a solid poo

1.1 Crescent shaped faeces

Hold on, I've got to drop off a dirty jelly bean

by LemonySnickets October 10, 2021

Pink jelly bean

This has only 2 meanings: 1: Is another word for having genital herpes Warts / std . Usually means a clitoris is no longer a Fresh berry it has ‘crusted over’ like a jelly bean from having too much unprotected sex. Often used as a mild insult to describe diseased vagina . 2: It can also mean someone who is a so jealous to the point their face turns a flushed pink, meaning really jealous a red faced person usually female who is a hater

She had a pink jelly bean thats why they all left her thats why she gets jealous seeing happy couples

by Berrymuncher September 14, 2020

jelly bean

no father figure sussy balls cringe. all her/him/them/they/idk/aomgus/they'm viewers have no father.

hes such a jelly bean

by wlfz. April 12, 2022

Magic jelly bean

A birth control pill

When you don’t wanna say “birth control pill” you can say magic jelly bean

by PointDida May 4, 2025

Jelly bean

A cripple that can't use their legs
"if your disabled, just be able"

"look at that jelly bean"
CC:"isn't that a cripple?"

by Cripple kill November 17, 2020