Jizzasaur

A dinosaur that dates back to 10000 BC. The Jizzasaur is a loaded animal. It's made up off 82.7% Jizz. It has been described to look like a giant sack which may be pink or glowing blue. The jizzasaur is a friendly animal if the sack remains pink. If the jizzasaur holds out to long with its lover the sack becomes blue. When this happens the jizzasaur is a very dangerous creature. It may drown you in a sea full of jizz.

Dude look at my jizzamon card. It looks like that dinosaur we learned about in history the jizzasaur.

Reminds me of the blue balls I got yesterday, almost overflowed my toilet with all that jizz.

by Trymeladiez October 21, 2010

jizz baby

1. Little Bitch.
2. Someone who you dominate. (Sexually)
3. Someone who you dominate. (Unsexually.)

1. You're such a fucking jizz baby, bro.
2. I want to be your jizz baby.
3. Ahahaha, you're my fucking jizz baby. GET REKT, BTICH.

by SonOfNazareth June 24, 2016

Jizz Popsicle

A frozen concoction made primarily of jizz used in the act of feltching. A jizz popsicle is most commonly used in the wilderness at various man camps along the Rhode Island coast.

His ass was so tight, I had to use a jizz popsicle to loosen and numb him up.

by PhilthyFeltcher February 25, 2017

jizz river

The act of ejaculating so much during a cream pie that it creates a backflow of jizz and travels down into the anus.

Billy hasn’t masturbated or had sex in a few days. He probably will give Cindy a jizz river tonight after he gets home from work.

by JohnnyDarkEyes November 13, 2017

Jizz Flick

After the dribble of cum comes out of a pussy and forms a puddle on the bed, you flick the puddle at someone

cum pudding

Niamh got a cum pudding jizz flicked at her face

by geoffthejizzflicker November 13, 2018

Jizzalry

The immediate and extreme chivalrous actions of a recently ejaculated male. Includes but not limited to the cleansing of affected areas, providing necessary replacement clothing, shampooing affected hair, getting a glass of water, etc.

Nelson's post climax treatment and care for his partner's cleanliness and emotional well being could only be described as the highest form of jizzalry.

by ThreeStarBear March 25, 2019

pineapple jizz

pineapple flavored jizz after consuming one pineapple

omg he had pineapple jizz all over my shirt but it tasted amaziinggg

by woah man i rule February 20, 2011