Jarvis

A super dope computer that always refers to his owner as 'Sir'.
Once owned by IronMan.

Jarvis: "Sir, Agent Coulson of S.H.I.E.L.D. is on the line."
Tony Stark: "I'm not in. I'm actually out."
Jarvis: "Sir, I'm afraid he's insisting."
Tony Stark: "Grow a spine, Jarvis, I got a date."

by Jonny7x November 21, 2018

FaZe Jarvis

FaZe Jarvis is a Twitch streamer who got banned from Fortnite and cried on video about getting banned

Person 1:Bro, you know FaZe Jarvis got banned in Fortnite Right?
Person 2:Yeah. I saw him Cry on video about it.

by Jasper... November 18, 2019

Jarvis

Usually a tall black male. Funny, and outgoing. Hard to handle at times. Hides his feelings due to past relationships. When he finds a good girl, he usually mistreats her and is oblivious to her love for him. Can make you smile, but also break you down. His best matches are a girl with an exotic name. For example, Roxanne. He'll fall in love with a girl that most find odd, but he'll think the world of her. He'll mistreat her, but she'll stay. When he loves, he loves whole heartedly. But is afraid to admit so. He has a bad temper, that can only be calmed by the girl he loves. If you have a chance with a Jarvis, hold on to him. Because when you hurt him, he never forgives it.

person 1: He is so tall!
person 2: Must be a Jarvis.

by loverboy741 August 31, 2013

Jarvised

To be tricked or ripped off by a woman, after being given a false story. This especially applies to hookers.

That hooker told me that she had to go get more of her own condoms, and never came back with my money. I just got Jarvised!

by staffypoo June 2, 2010

Faze Jarvis

A crypto scammer who won one boxing match and thinks he's all that

Faze Jarvis

by BadBoymeats July 15, 2021

Jaymison

A big,brolic,black dude with a monster cock.

I don’t want jaymison to rip my pussy into shreds

by Frederick9437 September 23, 2018

insane jarvis

when something is insane

Archie doesn't want sex, that's insane Jarvis

by willytoucher4 May 15, 2020