Jarvis

Pencil dick having ass who is the definition of a 2-pump-chump (see also: 1-minute wonder) -- Makes up for where he lacks downstairs with his awful, boring personality. Fuck yourself, Jarvis.

Brandy: Really, less than a minute again?
Jarvis: It's in my nature, babe. I can't fix it. Let's go grab some numbing gel.

by Daddy Bonhoeffer 6969 February 7, 2018

trent jarvis

When two sisters hook up with the same guy’s boar shank!

We pulled a Trent Jarvis last night but one sister got sloppy seconds!

by wowza! September 3, 2023

Jarvis moment

A moment that could be described as poggers

FartMaster69: Bro that was so poggers
Sakthivelan: A proper Jarvis moment

by Skidmark69 March 3, 2021

Jarvie Eyes

The eyes may close or appear 'lazy' when under the influence of alcohol or severe intoxification. However the person may not be asleep, but will have the appearance of being asleep.

A few too many Jagerbombs, a few minutes later... boom and the lids are closed. Commonly known as 'Jarvie Eyes'.

by Kernowlover December 8, 2012

FaZe Jarvis

A Fortnite player that was so bad he used aimbot to get better

I met a man he was FaZe Jarvis

by Kqdz on YT November 6, 2020

Jarvis Scoop

The act of riding on top of a guy while the mans penis is inside of you moving around in a hula hoop action because your vagina is a gaping black hole.

Look at Autumn Jarvis "GO"! she can do the JARVIS SCOOP so WELL!!!

by pezzz April 14, 2010

Stanky Jarvis

A mythical bird spoken of in a prophecy, source unknown, signifying sexual qualities of both abiotic and biotic items.

"Good god, that Jarvis is down-right stanky"

OR

"I know you want some of this Stanky Jarvis"

by Curtis Honeytoast October 24, 2011