Jankey

"Jankey" is another term used when some idea your friend has seems crazy or not very interesting,

Dude, that sounds pretty jankey to me.

by Shane Newton July 18, 2006

Jankey

used to describe the half pirate, half hammer-head shark guy in the second "Pirates of The Caribbean"

Steve: "Dude, DJ, check out that hammer-head shark thing! He's so jankey."

DJ: "haha... jankey? wtf hahahaha!"

by M-Low September 1, 2007

Jankey

Any time you are hit in the genitals with a tool owned by you but operated by someone else.

It was jankey when Mike took Alex's putter and nut-tapped him with it.

by DrAllstar April 11, 2008

jabreyah

The most amazing girl you will ever meet. She is a loving person, and a beautiful friend. She is a great lover and amazing kisser. Nothing about her is simplistic. She is full of excitement, adventures and will always keep your on your toes which makes it hard for boys to let her go . She has a very awesome personality but a horrible attitude . She is a very nice person but if you cross her, you will regret it. The only thing is she has a smart mouth .

I love your personality Jabreyah .

by Rosieanna June 2, 2018

allison janney

The most beautiful and the most talented woman on this planet. She's a true blessing for this world. Simply real life angel.

Who's the best actress who ever lived? Of course it's Allison Janney!

by Ella Lester November 3, 2019

Janey

(N.) Some Dirty Ass Bitch who likes Ja Rule. Smells like horse feces and literally doesn't know how the meaning of Soap. Has never washed up in her life. Also, Murder Inc's #1 (and only) Fan.

That Skank Bitch Janey is so damn stank, I can smell her through the Internet.

by G-Union June 26, 2003

Dirty Janey

Dirty Janey :- to unintentionally collapse all around you into riotous disarray whilst going about your normal daily business. The more sexually inappropriate the resultant disorder is, the dirtier the Janey is...

I was buying some humbugs from a vintage confectioners shop, the assistant was on the stepladders reaching for the jar on the top shelf as a busload of nuns entered to peruse the selection of mint creams. Imagine my surprise as he knocked the cherry lips off the shelf as he lost his footing! Stepping backwards to catch the falling treats, I was goosed by a large stick of rock protruding from the counter. Stumbling forwards in surprise, I caught hold of Mother Superior’s habit... which tore off her otherwise naked body. This turned out to be unfortunate due to the proximity of the large sugar dummies and the combined trajectory of our fall!

Face first in Mother Superior’s lap, cherry lips spread all over the place, and who’s sugar dummy butt plug could never be sold on, I heard one of the other nuns exclaim... “Well there’s a proper Dirty Janey and no mistake!”

by Hbhgg September 27, 2019