janky panky

there's just one word: sex.

Katie and Matt were definitely NOT doing the janky panky in my room!

by watermelon liz October 5, 2009

Janky Leg

A dance which originated in Chicago consisting of bending ones knees and rotating a leg like a jump rope, similar to the Stanky Leg, but with the foot and leg behind oneself. The Stanky Leg has been deemed by the Urban Dictionary contributors as one of the “lamest dances” to date but when combined with the Janky Leg, it just becomes an awesomely stupid dance move.

Chiquita: Hey, what’s the Stank up to on the dance floor? Looks like a reverse Stanky Leg.
Sisqo: Yea, it’s the Janky Leg. He warms up with the Stanky Leg, then moon walks that same leg into the Janky Leg position. I wish I had moves like that.
Chiquita: Damn, that look good.

by S&L4Life August 3, 2013

Jankedy-ass-hoopidy

An automobile that has severe acute chronic problems with all aspects of its existence. Cosmetically the paint is poor, the seats are shitty, the suspension makes horrible noises. At any speeds above 55 a j-hoopidy complains like a jewish mother who just payed $12.50 to see The Passion of the Christ. Functionally the car works as transportation but as far as style points a jankedy-ass-hoopidy has none.

Fred's jankedy-ass-hoopidy is so rusty, stinky, and noisy its a wonder how he bags even a fat chick. Just breathe on his car wrong and the paint peels.

by OMGWTFBBQ22 July 27, 2009

Janky motherfucker

one who posesses the qualities of a massive herb while acting like a complete fuck ass

ya'll are janky motherfuckers

by HC Crew January 26, 2005

jankypuss

a loose or unclean vagina

"Colleen what is that smell, did you wash your jankypuss today?"

by RyLeen March 11, 2008

jankem

the MOST discussing drug, first you shit in a bottle then you pee in it? right? then you cover the neck of the bottle with a balloon and place in in the sun for a week, called cooking jankem, after that you breath in the gas that the poop makes (methane) and you start seeing stuff like dead people, and purple dragons for DAYS

guy1: dude i really like that time when you farted in my face, i kinda got a little high
guy2: dude that could be cheaper then pot
guy1: yeah free, but what if we could increase the intensity like poop and pee in a bottle, then we cover it with a balloon and let it sit in the sun
guy2:ok i got to pee, but your shitting in a bottle
guy1: and then we could breath in the gas it makes just like farts we should call that shit jankem

Guy3: ok... you guys are fucked up

by waltrulz January 26, 2008

jakey

A member of the street drinking fraternity
Etymology - believed to have been derived from jackdaw and jake which is scots for a cheap strong drink.

"You can easily tell the jakeys from the brass monkies. The jakeys have damaged red skin on their faces and the junkies have pallid see-through skin only a few microns thick."

by Juan Skinner July 13, 2005