Jamison

A black kid who often says dumb shit.

Some characteristics of someone named Jamison include, but are not limited to:
-Playing world of tanks for a large portion of time.
-Riding his bike through the car wash
-Saying "Go to sleep"
-Often talks about birds

Person 1: Oh look, its a bird!
Jamison: Coo, Coo

by LangLoadMaster May 22, 2023

ass janitor

A guy who cleans up their mans asshole with moist towelettes and germ x before preceding to pack their parachute getting their dick all shitty anyway later

Tom went over to Horacio's house last night and became an ass janitor for about 5 minutes while Horacio giggled with pleasure than later preceded to be an uphill gardener

by Haiwood Jablome March 11, 2009

A Janitor's Daughter

The act of fucking a girl on all fours in the ass in a bathroom while repeatedly flushing her head in the toilet.

the stupid slut was being disrespectful, so i took her in the bathroom and gave her a janitor's daughter.

by NutzOnYaChin June 3, 2010

janitor

A player in halo 2 that waits for two players to engage in combat and then kills both of them. He gets credit for kills that he didnt earn by cleaning up like a janitor.

"Mike you are such a janitor. You didnt have one legit kill you puss."

by RAWasHELL September 13, 2006

Janitor

It’s DAX... What Dax always brings up in his songs or should I say freestyles and remixes

Person: Hey did you attend Fouseys Hate Dies Love Arrives concert
Human: Oh yea didn’t Dax perform and bring up his bs story about being a JANITOR

by Mr. 69420 March 14, 2020

Jamison

the most funny, sweet, attractive & outgoing guy ever.❤ he will always keep a smile on your face and is always saying something cute or funny.👍💋 no matter what he will always be the guy you want to talk to at any giving time because he is so fun to talk to🎊💖and there charming asf 😉 they will always wait for you.💜

I'm glad I got a Jamison by my side.😉😘

by Tiffaaaany.😇 June 14, 2015

Janitorus Interruptus

When you are boinking someone in your office and you have to abort the proceedings before completing the act because the janitor is coming to empty the trash or sweep the carpet.

"I was nailing the new receptionist on my desk last Thursday when I heard Charlie rustling the trash bins resulting in the dreaded janitorus interruptus."

by college professor September 14, 2008