jam busters

Jelly-filled doughnuts

I'll bring the doughnuts in the morning, but there won't be any jam busters! Last time we had them there was jelly left on everything!

by talk2me-JCH2 March 31, 2021

Grooming Jam

The inaugral shedding of coose claret after a degenerate nonce has entered his victim for the first time.

When the police searched his bedroom, they found remnants of semen and grooming jam on his bespattered y-fronts and all 4 walls of the room.

by Herbie Dongsporran July 27, 2021

fucking Dr White honkin' jam-rag fucking spunk-bubble

probably the best and most creative insult ever directed at a person, as used by Ben Kingsley in the film Sexy Beast

Aitch, you fucking Dr White honkin' jam-rag fucking spunk-bubble!
If you keep lookin' at me, I'll put you in the fucking ground!

by Becks69 January 9, 2008

who took the jam out of your doughnuts ?

Why are you so angry man ?

- "Who took the jam out of your doughnuts ?"
- "You took the fucking jam out my doughnuts Tommy. You did"

(Tommy and Turkish, Snatch)

by Cocolastico January 26, 2014

Jam One

The human beatbox. The greatest beatboxer ever. There will never be no greater.

Oh shit, check out Jam One!

by Sweetness666 September 13, 2006

clam jam

(n.) - the female version of a cock block; when a girl sabotages another girl's attempt to get some.

"This guy was hitting on me last night and asked me home, but Cara was being super clingy and made me leave with her instead; whatta clam jam!"

by garry larry July 25, 2013

jam up

adj.
Used to denote something incredibly extraordinary, awesome or amazing. Not to be confused with jammed up, which is a bad thing.

(1)Wow, did you go to Chad's house the other night?!? That guy knows how to throw a jam up party!
(2) How about that girl named Whitney at Chad's party? Man, she has a jam up rack!

by -The Legend- August 24, 2008