jatarion

Has a big dick with little balls very funny and immature

Being Defined as big ass cock is jatarion

by Wayne27235: October 7, 2023

lactation fraud

When a wet-nurse turns out to be a corporate spy trying to spy on your brother

Burt: "Hey, you heard about Mrs. Selvig? She was pretending to be a wet-nurse for Mark's sister."
Dylan: "Yeah, turns out she’s actually Mrs. Cobell, some manager at Lumon!"
Helly: "What the heck? That’s straight-up lactation fraud!"

by LumonBoard January 28, 2025

Cow Lactation

The white, warm liquidy substance that is projected out of a female cow's udders when tenatively massaged (much like ejaculate). Many think cow lactation is healthy when drank for life, but really causes obesety and foul smelling odors. This is the most horrific way to describe milk.

What's even worse than the image cow lactation brings to one's mind is the image of thousands of different cow's lactation mixing and rubbing together in a "milk supply" truck.. FUCKING SICK.

Heather: Do we have any cow lactation to put into Gabi's cereal?

Brittany: *Vomits wildly all over Heather's freshly Pine Sol'd floor*

by Britt k May 1, 2008

male lactation

When a male has milk coming out of his nipples.

Male 1: "hey dude squeeze your nipples for me"
Male 2: "holy crap i'm experiencing male lactation"

by ILoveToSuckOldDicks June 7, 2017

gar-jaculation

The unrestrainable sense of excessive excitement that arises with the prospect of receiving free cigars.

When he told me I had a free cigar coming to me, I had a gar-jaculation!

by thinkinman February 7, 2018

V-jaculation

An alternative meaning for "squirting". When a female orgasm is intense enough to release urine and female prostatic fluid created by the skenes gland. Female ejaculation. An intense involuntary release of sexual orgasm fluid.
V-jaculate / V-jaculation / V-jaculating / V-jaculated

"Bartholomew pleasured Fiona with so much intensity that she V-jaculated."
"Although she did not intend on having to wash the sheets tonight, she had to because she endured some pretty intense pleasure this evening that ended in V-jaculation."

by Missallineous February 5, 2026

Premature Text-Jaculation.

When you send a text message too quickly, without thinking or without finishing the message.

I think I need "Tiger Text". I sent a text too soon. I call it "Premature Text-Jaculation."

by demonscootergirl April 10, 2010