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jackamonkey

A hybrid of a jack-ass and butt monkey. An incredibly stupid and annoying person.
Dude, quit acting like a goddam jackamonkey! You're pissing me off!
by Paul September 7, 2004
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jackrammers

A word used to show frustration, or anger. Used on the FOX comedy "The Loop"
Boss-"Sam I need you to fly to Hong Kong tonight."
Sam-"Jackrammers!!!"
by Andygeewizz April 6, 2006
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jackhammer jerkoff

When a girl violently jerks off two guys at the same time.
That chick must be a contractor, she worked those dongs like a pro. Damn I love thise jackhammer jerkoffs!
by Schna123 September 13, 2013
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Jackamoe

What a jackamoe!
by DillyBar000 December 13, 2018
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Jacksimp

A male, normally ages 13 - 21, who thinks that Viggo Mortensen breaking his toes in The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers 2002 movie adaptation, by Peter Jackson is the greatest thing to happen in the histoy of cinema, and ignores every single aspect of the movies that somewhat goes against or directly contradict JRR Tolkiens writing and storytelling. Some even go so far to insult and undermine Tolkien's son Christopher, who continued editing and publishing his fathers unfinished works for 4 decades, and has expressed extreme disdain for Jackson's movies.

A known breeding ground for Jacksimps is r/LOTRmemes.
Man, people who read the first 3 chapters of Lord of the Rings and stop because the pacing is slower than the movies are real Jacksimps.
by PhoenixTrite September 28, 2020
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Jacksmith

regional noun
plural noun: jacksmith

1. Loud, raucous laughter with physical effects.
2. To be in a state of hysterical laughter without stopping, where your sides hurt.
"Oh no, Ryan's in a Jacksmith!"

"That comedian had me in a right Jacksmith!"
by Derbyshire Linguist September 3, 2022
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Jolly Jackhammer

The sexual action when person A lays flat on the ground, with person B's balls in their mouth, while person B repeatedly hits person a in the forehead with his penis.
have you been abusing Sharla? She has bruises.

No, i just gave her a Jolly Jackhammer
by Roxmosthard June 14, 2008
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