jose

1. To Jose (verb): not doing shit all semester in law school and successfully cramming at the last minute to get better grades then everyone who's been working all semester.

2. Being Josed (verb): during the course of the semester (see above) to get called out by your professor for not doing work. Especially in the first week of first year of law school.

1. Person 1: "Hey, you studied for the final yet?
Person 2: "Nah, I'm gonna pull a Jose."

2. Person 1: "Hey, you wanna go drinking tonight?"
Person 2: "Nah, I have to study. I got Josed in class today."

by TheBeebs January 6, 2008

jose

sexy man whore

1: Hey Jose, strip for me
2: OK.

by josecarlos258 July 19, 2014

Jose

The #1 Salad Tosser

Person one: Hey Jose!
Person two: Don't talk to him he tosses salads.

by Anon10101010101 February 12, 2014

jose

A smooth guy , good looking thr go to guy,

Hey that jose is a smooth cat

by Cheito July 15, 2008

jose

the boy I loved, the boy I lost, and the boy who spoiled it for every other guy I'll ever meet.

he is the standard I hold every guy to.

"he's no jose."

by b.grace January 12, 2009

Jose

Jose is a fine ass and he also is into drugs but he most likely will achieve in what he wants in life,he is freaky,jose is a fine ass.

"Damn who's that fine ass over there?"
"Its jose"
"Im tryna holla at him hes hella fucking fine"
"Haha ikr"

by Beryy1937 November 21, 2016

Jose

A very attractive boy with a great heart and is very funny and he makes me smile.

I want to go out with Jose

by Ilovetacos14 December 29, 2016