1. To Jose (verb): not doing shit all semester in law school and successfully cramming at the last minute to get better grades then everyone who's been working all semester.
2. Being Josed (verb): during the course of the semester (see above) to get called out by your professor for not doing work. Especially in the first week of first year of law school.
2. Being Josed (verb): during the course of the semester (see above) to get called out by your professor for not doing work. Especially in the first week of first year of law school.
1. Person 1: "Hey, you studied for the final yet?
Person 2: "Nah, I'm gonna pull a Jose."
2. Person 1: "Hey, you wanna go drinking tonight?"
Person 2: "Nah, I have to study. I got Josed in class today."
Person 2: "Nah, I'm gonna pull a Jose."
2. Person 1: "Hey, you wanna go drinking tonight?"
Person 2: "Nah, I have to study. I got Josed in class today."
by TheBeebs December 16, 2007
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by Cheito June 13, 2005
the boy I loved, the boy I lost, and the boy who spoiled it for every other guy I'll ever meet.
he is the standard I hold every guy to.
he is the standard I hold every guy to.
"he's no jose."
by b.grace January 12, 2009
Jose is a fine ass and he also is into drugs but he most likely will achieve in what he wants in life,he is freaky,jose is a fine ass.
"Damn who's that fine ass over there?"
"Its jose"
"Im tryna holla at him hes hella fucking fine"
"Haha ikr"
"Its jose"
"Im tryna holla at him hes hella fucking fine"
"Haha ikr"
by Beryy1937 November 21, 2016
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