johnson 

your mother's everyday supply; a man's penis

your fucking fat mother used a giant johnson

johnson by johnson hairy April 29, 2022

Johnson 

slang for penis

Yo I heard she was begging for that sweet Johnson tip!

Johnson by Benthe_epicgamer May 8, 2022

Johnson 

Another phrase used for the term ‘joint’

He had just finished nutting in Becky’s tight hoop as he smoked on a big fat Johnson

Johnson by Bigcollins April 8, 2022

Johnson 

A really really cool last name.

Mr Johnson came late to class

Johnson by potato chomp mongolian chicken May 29, 2022

Johnson 

Def: To tell a provable, bare faced lie.
One who is a bare faced liar.

"He's pulling a Johnson" (lying and everyone knows it)
"He's a right Johnson" (incontrovertible liar)
"You're not telling Johnsons are you?" (parent to child)

Johnson by cheryleveritt July 11, 2022

johnson 

another name for the male member

she was shocked at the size of his johnson and wondered how she was going to fit all of it in her mouth

johnson by tazee July 12, 2022

Johnson 

The last name johnson is the best name you can have. It’s meaning is the son of John . If you get someone with the last name johnson, do not let go of them. JOHNSONS ARE THE BEST

“Who is the best”
“Johnson’s”

Johnson by Name and zodiacs July 31, 2022