Respectfully jealous

Showing envy of someone but in a respectful, positive way. Coveting with deference and respect.

Did you see Sasha's new wheels??

Beamer? Yeah, she's earnin' crazy money at her new job. Got a promotion and everything.
Good for her. I am respectfully jealous!!

Wow, Craig lost a ton of weight!
Yeah man...he's gone to the gym every day since last summer.

Look at those guns. I am respectfully jealous.

by kmal9er March 28, 2020

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Junk Jealous

A slang way to say "penis envy" by a man for another man's (supposedly) much larger junk.

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"Joe is humongous downstairs, if you know what I mean."

"Dude, get over it. You're just junk jealous."

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by al-in-chgo March 12, 2010

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Jealous Pyscho

Mainly girls, that are so jealous, they are almost psychotic. These girls are jealous of a boyfriend or a friend you have a 'thing' with, they will stalk this boy and make fun of you through wall posts on his facebook. Also, they arn't very pretty. Basically, they should get a life.

That girl is sucha jealous pyscho, she just made fun of me on my guy friends wall on facebook, and she wont leave him alone.

by BiigD December 14, 2010

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Mr jealous

He is the person that plays with everything you have at a sleepover

Dude you are a mr jealous

by Eric Brunston January 04, 2020

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Cock Jealous

cock jealousy.
All women do it. Even if they never ever ever sleep with you; if you tell them your banging someone they get instantly jealous and will become erratic.

You - "So I'm banging this totally hot chick."
Friend - "Who's that slut?"
You - "My new fuck buddy (insert name here.)"
Friend - "(Thinking) I am so totally cock jealous right now. He never fucks me!"
You - "(Thinking) What a cock jealous bitch."

by t0mpee January 03, 2011

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