Jarted

the often fatal act of being struck by a flying, recreational lawn toy

Holy Sheeit, did you just see that kid get jarted?!

by Neurotom September 29, 2008

jartz

When a woman wearing jortz, sharts herself.

Oh, no when Lee went out for dinner with everyone, she jartz herself.

by Dr. Detroit March 29, 2015

jartu

A joyful,Active,Responsible,Trusting,Unique person

If your name is Jartu you are a wonderful person

by PRIXCESSA BAYBEE November 19, 2019

Jartera

Colombian slang for annoying, boring. Often used as an exclamation, ¡Qué jartera!

Es una jartera escuchar la profe.

by LadeColombia September 17, 2010

jartman

a mix between a julie and a cartman, hence a jartman. jartmans can often be found partying it up at the leper colony listening to very unrufus-like music. timmeh deluxes are the sworn enemy of jartmans everywhere

miz ate all the doritos? what a jartman

by Jona Goldy July 24, 2008

jarticle

the words 'journal' and 'article' mashed together

So, what did you think of that jarticle we had to read for psychology?

by Lesticles October 14, 2011

squarty jarty

What you become when you can't Imagine playing games during the week when you have exams and projects due.

Hey man, want to play CS:GO?

Nah, can't. I'm a Squarty Jarty.

by Wyceps April 15, 2020