Jakey

A fucking sick lad with a huge cock and loves using it with men.

Jakey is the lad with all the dudes

by Daddy Jakey!!! December 22, 2021

jakey

he's the definition of perfection and he makes parissy smile so much byeee

jakey is perfect tf

by parrrrrrr March 4, 2021

Jakey Tea

A so cal progressive dj artist record producer

the owner of JakeyBrand.com

and the jakeycomfort mixcloud

do re mi fa so la jakey tea

by tiga ruff rida December 13, 2010

Jakey boy

; a golden barrel of a dog. Half corgi, half lab. Similar in looks to a seal. Very loyal and happy. Does not move very fast!

Person 1: Did you see that floof over there? His legs were only 4 inches tall!
Person 2: The one shaped like a loaf of bread? That's a Jakey boy for sure.

by megaminty December 6, 2022

Jakey

A jakey is usually called Martin Constable, calls other people jakeys to hide the fact that his a massive junkie

Martin Constable is a wee jakey

by MartinsAPedo February 8, 2020

The Jakey Paint

When painting over badly chipped nails to look classier.

"Ew Hazel you can't go out with your nails rotten like that, you look like a tinker!"
"I have no time Ashleigh, how are we supposed to make the taxi to head to the club!?!?"
"Quick Jakey Paint in the taxi will sort you out"
"Ahh The Jakey Paint, what a life saver"

by Ashaalee95 May 3, 2013

JAKEY

JAKEY is a absolute sick lad in the cult of the JAKEY'S. In order to be in this club you need to pass 2 rules
1: Your name must be Jacob, Jake or JAKEY
2: IN EVERY POSSIBLE SITUATION shout JAKEY!

Teacher: Jake you passed the test

JAKEY: "JAKEY"

by Owner of 'The Cult of JAKEY' January 6, 2019