Jakey

A jakey is usually called Martin Constable, calls other people jakeys to hide the fact that his a massive junkie

Martin Constable is a wee jakey

by MartinsAPedo February 8, 2020

Jakey

Jealous; in your feelings ,mad your girlfriend banged all your friends; mad you plowed your girl with your dude

Don’t get all jakey on me bro

by Big bite February 14, 2020

Jakey

A name for a homeless person

There was a Jakey on the side of the road

by Ok boomer February 15, 2020

Jakey

The best person in the world,aside from Zach's (is that how you say that) they have constant mood changes and specifically hate people with the name Zoe.

Guess who made this.Just guess.Jakey

by Your friendly neighborhood Jak October 18, 2020

JAKEY

THE BEST <3

ME: GOD I LOVE JAKEY

by HALF EMPTY MAPLE SYRUP August 22, 2022

Flakey Jakey

A flakey Jakey is a big turd that you think is in a solid piece but slowly flakes off as you birth it.

“Jeez I thought that was a solid log but it was a flakey Jakey last minute.”

by Truffle pig December 15, 2021

Jakey

A fucking sick lad with a huge cock and loves using it with men.

Jakey is the lad with all the dudes

by Daddy Jakey!!! December 22, 2021