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Yo momma do!!! OOOHHHHHHWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!
I'm really sorry I said that. Your mom is a great lady who loves your faggy-ass dad a lot.
by AdamH April 13, 2005
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Jack-off

A person who prevents everyone around them from discussing the finale of "Lost" because they haven't watched it yet. The prefix "Jack" comes from the first name of the candidate Jack Shephard. The suffix "off" refers to the person being a jerk-off.
Co-worker 1: Holy cow! Did you see "Lost" last night!

Co-worker 2: Shhhhh! This Jack-off dvr'd it last night and watched the ball game instead. We'll have to talk about it tomorrow.

Co-worker 1: What a jerk-off!

Co-worker 2: You mean Jack-off.

Co-worker 1: Yeah, whatever.
by mondo270 May 23, 2010
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Someone who does not focus at the task at hand and instead messes around. Also can refer to someone who enjoys masturbation.
Today in study hall Johnny was a complete jack-off.
by TheRockstar July 14, 2007
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An idiot who is generally disliked by the majority
Jesus, that guy Tom over there can be a real jack-off
by foreplayman February 22, 2019
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Jack off January

Beat yo meat everyday 🅱 don't matter if that shit turn purple.we will hear fapping across the world for 1 month. Stock up on the lotion too
by Big smokes November 9, 2017
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Jack Off Buddy

A friend you watch porn with and jerk off in the same room while watching porn. Can be between two perfectly straight males. An activity more commonly shared in a males teen years with a friend(s).
Billy- " Hey man, check this porn star out, shes so fucking hot, u want to watch some porn?"

James-"fuck yeah dude, let me grab us some lotion and some towels"

Billy - It's so awesome having a Jack Off Buddy dude"
by Moneyman2345 October 7, 2017
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jack-off friendly

Describes a girl who has many large Facebook pictures often with revealing clothing showing legs, chest, etc. which makes her a prime target for the highest level of Facebook stalking - as a porn substitute!

Unfortunately, most asian girls, even if their clothes are jack-off friendly, have microscopic 15 x 15 pixel pictures; thus, they do not satisfy all the conditions of being jack-off friendly.

The funniest thing is that no girls realize that guys are likely jerking-off to their pics when they put up "friendly" pictures. Well, after this post, they probably do. But they can't stop us! muahahahahaha!
*fap fap fap* - "ahh, thank you Amy, for being jack-off friendly; you just made my day. and yesterday. and the day before. and...."

*fap fap STOP!* - "agh!, damn it Sayumi! i tried to give you a chance, but i guess its back to Amy's page. you'd think that the japanese, with their high technology, would realize that people's monitors now have resolutions greater than 640 x 480. but it's ok Sayumi, i still think you're hot."
by The P-Man April 18, 2010
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