kim jong il

A small (5 foot 2 inches) Korean with a very small penis and hairy back. Has a ridiculous balding hairdo which looks like someone threw a wig in a cotton candy machine and glued the mess to his head, smells of old socks and has the fashion sense of a blind autistic child. Also cannot spek Engrish good.

Leader of a cruddy subcountry known as North Korea which houses a few half-assed nuclear weapons and a lot of starving gooks.

Kim Jong Il: I am cool
Dude: You are short, grow away

by Young Reezie January 24, 2008

Kim Jong Un

A fatass who rules a mf country

Kim Jong Un is a leader of North Korea

by Nba raptors September 21, 2018

Jongkey

A fan pairing of Jonghyun and Key (Kibum) from the K-Pop group Shinee (샤이니).

Fangirl 1: Did you read the new chapter of the Jongkey fanfiction?!

Fangirl 2: Of course! It was so hot!

Fangirl 1: I know, right?!

Fangirl 1 & 2: **KYAHHH!!!**

by Sei350 August 16, 2011

kim jongin

One of the 12 hottest gods from EXO Planet. Stage name is Kai and is the Lead Rapper in EXO-K. Has the ability to teleport. Some people call him "the Dancing Machine" because of his awesome choreography. Has a charismatic face that fangirls, and even fellow member D.O.(Do Kyungsoo) is attracted with.

Girl 1: Who is that EXO-K's Lead Rapper's name?
Girl 2: His name is Kim Jongin a.k.a. Kai. Why do you ask?
Girl 1: I thought he was D.O., because they look alike.

by haruka_rin September 18, 2014

Jongus

Northern English slang-term for an overweight middle age man with a tendency to sleep with younger, teenage women.

Person 1: "I heard he slept with an 18 year old the other night.."

Person 2: "yeah he's a jongus"

by Brian The Pirate February 14, 2022

Top Jonge

A guy who doesn't give a flying fuck about consequences.

Many TOP JONGES can be recognised by their hair cut or natural glow from using NIVEA hand cream.

"Oh mate, who scored the last try?"
"I don't know, I was in the ambulance already"
"Top Jonge"

by honeybadger777 October 26, 2014

moon jongup

Moon Jongup is the main dancer and sub- vocal of the group B. A.P. He can make many fangirls and fanboys go crazy. One moment he's showing his angelic smile and you'd want to bake him a batch of cupcakes, the next moment ( usually when he's dancing) you'd want to rub the cupcakes all over him. Jongup also is referred to his Cheetos ( my god those Cheetos... Help me.) which are his biceps to match his immensely sexy dancing.

Baby 1: Omg did you see Moon Jongup's performance

Baby 2: The CHEETOS!!

Baby1: I can't believe those moves come from the same boy with dat angelic smile.
Baby2: Ikr

by Fun327 November 20, 2014