Iraq

Country where Caucasians kill other Caucasians for no reason; Caucasian men fling themselves at helicopters or attempt to flee via wooden raft (sorry Muhammad, Mediterranean Sea doesn't honor Caucasian privilege). Then colonize country of their choice; commit gentrification by opening gas stations in communities of color.

RIP Emily Perez, black Hispanic soldier, 46th female soldier to die in Iraq because Caucasian men can't learn to just punch a pillow.

Iraq is Caucasian privilege, emasculation of Caucasian men, and proof that natural selection should have taken care of Caucasians.

by Lil Miss Hood Baby Mila 👸🏻🥇 July 10, 2024

Iraq Lobster

From the Family Guy episode "Scream of Silence: The Story of Brenda Q." Parody of the song "Rock Lobster" by The B-52s. Sung by Peter Griffin playing guitar.

Lyrics:

Death to America
And butter sauce
Don't boil me
I'm still alive
IRAQ LOBSTER!

"Your boyfriend is as scary as an Iraq lobster!"

by forks14 January 7, 2012

Iraq Invasion

When a guy promises to pull out because he doesn't have a condom, but instead goes halfway, screams "PSYCH!", punches the girl in the face and drops his load.

Jane didn't want to get pregnant, but unfortunately her Halliburton contractor boyfriend Mike decided to go for an Iraq invasion.

by Niles Ward December 9, 2008

Iraq Rich

Being deployed to Iraq for an extended tour while collecting "combat pay" and all wages are tax free without having any major financial commitments at home. As if that makes putting your life on the line okay.

I bought a new car when I got home cause I'm "Iraq Rich", b*tch!

by Wealthy Vet December 15, 2008

Iraq War

Crusades: Expansion Pack.

The Iraq War's a nice throwback to 1000 years ago. Except with guns.

by HeoandReo June 21, 2007

iraq'd

Fooled. Led to believe something that has no basis in fact.

I won't be iraq'd again.

by sithone March 11, 2005

Iraq War

An unjustified war with changing motives. It was brought up by years of lies.

Idiot: Why do you disagree with the Iraq War?

Smart man: Because there was no reason for it and no weapons of mass destruction?

Idiot: So you'd still rather have Saddam in power?

Smart man: No, but it wasn't work the deaths of Americans and civilians, and it we could used the money for better.

Idiot: well....uh...its people like Saddam bin laden that can't enjoy hannukagh....uhhh....fuck you!

by T-t-t-t-t September 18, 2006