president of iran

the president of iran is no more. he is gone. he got 200 pumped and the israelis and americans and saudis are currently hitting the griddy on him (and irans civilians)
“bro the president of iran got bodied hard last night”
“haha bozo
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Zeeshan Shah From Iran

Chav who got arrested for being a nitty. Best friends with wikileaks man. Has obese cat who cannot stand up.
Have you seen Zeeshan Shah From Iran? He stole my cocaine and sold it on gumtree for 30 pence
by Abdul Abdullah Abdul June 14, 2021
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To Iran

To respond disappointingly, to create anticipation much greater than expected reaction, to comeback too little too late.
He did his best to Iran the punch, spent three years threatening to retaliate until he eventually responded by merely shouting at his bully calling him names from across the street. He claimed it was an adequate response, he Iran-ed the punch.
by Alqadre April 14, 2024
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Be gay in Iran

An expression you use if you want someone to kill themselves, without telling someone to kill themselves. Gotten from Bo Burnham's KYS video; coming out as LGBTQ+ in Iran is sentenceable by death.
person 1: Wanna check out this cool Fortnite pose?? Dance with me
person 2: You should go be gay in Iran
by Probium October 31, 2023
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Iran

A stupid bitch who gives zero fucks about anything.
Me : Uhh she’s such an Iran

Her : we shouldn’t even worry about her anyways
by Kalen June 04, 2020
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Iran

A bully who beats up a kid because the teacher wasn't good at making their threats of punishment believable
Mr. Biden, you need to be better at getting your students to behave so we don't have an Iran bullying a poor kid named Israel
by Eushshtb October 01, 2024
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Iran

A bully who beats up a kid because the teacher is too weak to make their threats of punishment believed.
Teachers need to be effective at getting students to behave well so that kids don't get beaten up by Irans.
by Eushshtb October 01, 2024
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