Inverse secret

Something that everyone in a particular area, group, community, etc. (ex: a school, a dorm hall, a classroom) knows, and must keep "secret" from one person. Generally the opposite of a traditional secret.

John: Hey, make sure Kathader doesn't find out about the albums we're making about her.
Jim: Okay, I won't, can i talk to others though?
John: Sure, it's an inverse secret so you can talk about it to anyone.

by Demurral March 13, 2011

inverse klondike

two polar bears banging

you can't see that many inverse klondikes now global warming's happening, eh?

by sansnomdemontreal November 4, 2011

Erectile Inversion

In the act of a blowjob. The giving partner suddenly bites the shaft and yanks down, ripping off the skin of the penis and essentially turning it inside out.

"Bro, my girl Shanesha gave me an erectile inversion."

by Valterain June 22, 2015

inverse panda

To have contrastingly untanned skin around one's eyes as opposed to the tan on the rest of one's face (usually caused due to regular use of sunglasses or swim goggles) hence the name inverse panda.

Jemma : how did you manage the inverse panda?

Josie : well you can't have it all, i love swimming!!

by Grizzlygibbon June 1, 2014

inverse defenestration

The act of uninstalling a Microsoft operating system on a dual-boot PC, thus throwing the windows out of the computer.

"Man, that 'Boot Camp' utility wasn't all that it was cracked up to be. I think it's time for some inverse defenestration on this computer pronto."

by seanparkerfilms July 28, 2009

Inverse Rape

Refusing to date someone you're not attracted to. Doing so is seen by some as bigotry and promoting discriminatory abuse, that forcing people to date outside their personal preferences is the only way for society to progress.

Asian Girl: "Wanna go out?"
Gay white dude: "Sorry, not my type."
Asian Girl: "THAT'S RACIST! Don't Inverse Rape me!"

by unanimousdelivers January 29, 2018

Inverse Carving

When snowboarding, staying on your back or front edge and simple shifting your weight to turn. Also known as Christmas Treeing

I suck at snowboarding, so i use inverse carving

by fuckmook April 7, 2004