A group intervention conducted by Facebook friends when they witness a fellow friend lose their mind.
Jon keeps posting these status update rants that have become stranger by the minute. I think he needs a 'Facebook intervention (F.B.I)"
Facebook rant
Facebook rant
by RZ at Jec July 13, 2011
Get the Facebook intervention (F.B.I)mug. A word made popular by the TV Show and real life practice of a group of people “intervening” in a person’s life to help them with a particular problem. The more practical way to perform this involves physical violence against the person to help correct the behavior.
Friend 1- Hondo needs our help man we want to set up an intervention when he gets here.
Friend 2 - Yeah you’re right let me get my hand wraps
Friend 1- why do you need hand wraps?
Friend 2 - I’m not trying to hurt my wrists when we beat him
Friend 1- wait you think we need to beat him?
Friend 2- yeah he needs a real intervention, someone get the lights and as soon as he walks in he’s gonna get the intervention he deserves
Friend 2 - Yeah you’re right let me get my hand wraps
Friend 1- why do you need hand wraps?
Friend 2 - I’m not trying to hurt my wrists when we beat him
Friend 1- wait you think we need to beat him?
Friend 2- yeah he needs a real intervention, someone get the lights and as soon as he walks in he’s gonna get the intervention he deserves
by DD Alwhiney June 16, 2019
Get the Interventionmug. What any ball-swinging male would do for any of his buddies once they start listening to Tame Impala because of some hippy chick they are banging this month.
We have to execute a testicular intervention for Brandon. He said he is taking Madison to see Hamilton in Kinnebuckport next Friday.
by Umm111 September 12, 2020
Get the testicular interventionmug. When the hand from a miraculous outer realm comes down and snaps its holy fingers at you, granting you the rare ability to buy multiple aspirational homes at once, quit your shitty job for good, throw your crappy devices out the window at your neighbor, and swap the greasy bakery pie diet for salmon caught fresh from the rivers.
All of a sudden, thanks to the workings of divine intervention, I never have to panic like a psycho over getting to fucking work on time. It's time to lay back and invite the interior designer over to the house I bought with cash.
Due to divine intervention, Vivian got off the streets and into the arms of a silver fox and I really aspire to have all of that too.
Due to divine intervention, Vivian got off the streets and into the arms of a silver fox and I really aspire to have all of that too.
by ACunny October 3, 2024
Get the Divine interventionmug. When you are having sex and the guy is about to cum. The girl then screams intervention and punches the guy in the gut in order to keep him from climaxing.
Jim and Sarah were having sex and Sarah didnt want to finish yet. However Jim was close, so she screamed "INTERVENTION!" and punched him in the gut.
by Insanius Rex December 18, 2018
Get the Interventionmug. Stop saying that the homeless schleimazel down the street needs a pharmacological intervention. You're not his shrink
by Sexydimma September 23, 2023
Get the Pharmacological interventionmug. Someone that wants to change the definition of reality and call the sky green just to be argumentative about something.
The intervention clown wanted to look for trouble with people and run some of them off from their own neighborhoods, even though she wasn't from their neighborhood herself, while trying to call them the bully, or the ones trying to dominate somebody else.
by Solid Mantis April 21, 2021
Get the Intervention clownmug.