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International Bottom Appreciation Day

The holiday is held annually on February 15. (Yes it's the day after Valentine's Day-that's by design.) It's a day of love, of reflection and of giving back to all the bottoms in the world. Traditionally, it has only been consistently celebrated by The International Order of Sodomites but is able to be celebrated by anyone who wishes to give appreciation to their sub for all their hard work.

The day was first made a holiday by American president Millard Fillmore, who supposedly misread it. It had not been widely celebrated until it 'flourished' in the months before the American Civil War. President Abraham Lincoln attempted to further establish the holiday as tradition with a ritualistic meal, but due to a handwriting error on his part, resulted in the invention of Thanksgiving. It all worked out in the end though, as Thanksgiving too consists of sitting around and praising a stuffed bird.

The holiday never truly took off in the hearts of the people, and as such fell back into its decay, but a notable attempt was made by Justin Sayre, Chairman of the Order of Sodomites, in February 2014 in Joe's Pub to catalogue the overwhelming history of International Bottom Appreciation Day, which was recorded and uploaded to popular video streaming service, youtube.
Bottom1: My Top was being really sweet to me the other day, and I can't figure out why
Bottom2: No duh, it was the 15th of February, International Bottom Appreciation Day.
by PerhapsAHamster February 22, 2020
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International Jockstrap Day

May 1st is the day! Whether it be for exercising or just for everyday wear, Jockstrap day is a day to celebrate your adventurous side!
Person One - “did you know today’s international jockstrap day?”
Person Two - “Sure did, got mine on!”
by Jonathan Brooklin April 18, 2019
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international academy

1. a school that puts you through hell

2. a school where the teachers all team up to make students do unnecessary work and decide to have 3 projects and 2 tests in the same week

3. we hate it, but we love it
EXAMPLES:
1. Meg: hi guys, i go to international academy

Jamie: oh. RIP.

2. internal assessments, IB courses, HL test, enrichments, regular hw...

3. </3 .... <3
by FM(educational)L September 19, 2011
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International rule of Dibs

A basic rule of humanity that separates us from animals. One has the rights to an object just by saying "dibs". Conterary to popular belief, senority is not a counter to the I.R.D. There are different branches of I.R.D. including the rule of shotgun.
also see Rule 11, dibs, shotgun
Example 1:
girl1: look at that super hot dude!
girl2: dibs(International Rule of Dibs)!
girl1: damn it!
Example 2:
guy1: shotgun
guy2:(runs to car and takes seat)
driver1: dude(2) lets be civilized, guy1 called dibs, get out
by barber87m November 19, 2011
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Raha International School

Raha International School is where students have to take anti-depressants to stay mentally stable, and students throw away their social lives to at least pass the not-worth gay curriculum, You are likley to find a 4th grader with a juul or myle, oh and yea the kids dont flush their shit in the bathrooms
Bro look at that depressed kid over their, Yea he's probably in Raha International School
by pradeeshisbae October 29, 2018
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international business

A totally bullshit class that no one gives two shits about.
This work is defined in the following:
Guy 1: hey are you going to international business?
Guy 2: lmao
by Poopypoopoo696969 December 19, 2016
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International Buttstretcher Day

A holiday celebrated every August 4, enacted by cs188 in 2016. Not much is known about it, but as the day's name suggests it likely involves stretching butts.
"WOO-HOO! It's International Buttstretcher Day, ha-ha-ha-ha! Awww yeah......awww yeah......"
by Arrceeay June 28, 2019
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