by D-Schwank January 26, 2011
Get the Insta-Aidsmug. 1. a person who has a mad long bio on their instagram saying how much time they devote to their sport, yet they are complete ass of an athlete. An insta athlete posts a lot of emoji's in their bio and constantly posts photos about how they are grinding, yet barely practices and absolutely sucks. This "elite athlete" may have a lot of followers, but their game is terrible and do not deserve their large amount of followers
Person 1: Dude where playing John from central tonight! He has 4000 followers and is always on his grind.
Person 2: Nah man he ass. I watched him hoop last night. Went 0-11from the field with 5 turnovers.
Person 1: Damn. He an insta athlete.
Person 2: Nah man he ass. I watched him hoop last night. Went 0-11from the field with 5 turnovers.
Person 1: Damn. He an insta athlete.
by BIG SCRAP January 16, 2016
Get the insta athletemug. the action of/pertaining to being instantaneously ditched by a friend/comrade/acquaintance for another activity or person
by jak attack January 14, 2008
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Get the insta-knifemug. Alex's desire to have a baby is so strong she wants to be insta-pregnant the second she gets married.
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Get the Insta-pregnantmug.