Insta-Aids

Aids that surpasses the need for the victim to contract HIV first

Do not pass go, do not collect HIV, GO STRAIGHT TO AIDS!!! You are now in Insta-Aids

by D-Schwank January 26, 2011

insta athlete

1. a person who has a mad long bio on their instagram saying how much time they devote to their sport, yet they are complete ass of an athlete. An insta athlete posts a lot of emoji's in their bio and constantly posts photos about how they are grinding, yet barely practices and absolutely sucks. This "elite athlete" may have a lot of followers, but their game is terrible and do not deserve their large amount of followers

Person 1: Dude where playing John from central tonight! He has 4000 followers and is always on his grind.

Person 2: Nah man he ass. I watched him hoop last night. Went 0-11from the field with 5 turnovers.

Person 1: Damn. He an insta athlete.

by BIG SCRAP January 16, 2016

insta-ditch

the action of/pertaining to being instantaneously ditched by a friend/comrade/acquaintance for another activity or person

I was going to hang out with Jenna but she insta-ditched me for Jake.

by jak attack January 14, 2008

insta-poo

To browse Instagram during defecation.

Time for an insta-poo break.

by hrtblk July 3, 2016

Insta-Chink

When a person gets really high really fast and in doing so immediately gets chink-eyed

OMG look at Miley Cyrus! Hella insta-chink!

by Bobski Queferman December 29, 2010

insta-knife

The act of knifing while in insta-kill in a game of Nazi zombies in Call of Duty World at War

I just totally insta-knifed that zombie and his brains were everywhere!

by BarryMcCockiner April 5, 2009

Insta-pregnant

The desire to or act of getting pregnant immediately after marriage.

Alex's desire to have a baby is so strong she wants to be insta-pregnant the second she gets married.

by Polypmaster June 2, 2015