The name that refers to the weak men who bust within 20 seconds of sexual intercourse. They likely have less than 5 inches and less than 6 feet
by Big_dong69420 January 27, 2021
by hrtblk March 30, 2016
When a woman orgasms because something was so great but no build up or sexual action was needed. Causes for an insta-o could be a hot guy, delicious food, or something just completely awesome.
by shag master August 29, 2010
by BarryMcCockiner April 06, 2009
by D-Schwank January 26, 2011
when a wound occurs, such as a papercut, and begins to bleed immediately, normally resulting in a bloody mess.
Tiffany: "Ouch!..Dude that was a wicked paper cut i got just now."
Stephanie: "Ooooooh! That one's an insta-bleeder!"
Stephanie: "Ooooooh! That one's an insta-bleeder!"
by chicklet55 January 30, 2009
1. a person who has a mad long bio on their instagram saying how much time they devote to their sport, yet they are complete ass of an athlete. An insta athlete posts a lot of emoji's in their bio and constantly posts photos about how they are grinding, yet barely practices and absolutely sucks. This "elite athlete" may have a lot of followers, but their game is terrible and do not deserve their large amount of followers
Person 1: Dude where playing John from central tonight! He has 4000 followers and is always on his grind.
Person 2: Nah man he ass. I watched him hoop last night. Went 0-11from the field with 5 turnovers.
Person 1: Damn. He an insta athlete.
Person 2: Nah man he ass. I watched him hoop last night. Went 0-11from the field with 5 turnovers.
Person 1: Damn. He an insta athlete.
by BIG SCRAP November 12, 2015