Character Induced Stupidity

Character Induced Stupidity, or CIS, refers to any natural mental limitations that characters impose upon themselves and reduce their ability to use their own skills and powers effectively. Unlike PIS, CIS does not occur because the plot requires it, but because the character is genuinely that dumb.

Examples of the CIS-afflicted include characters such as Rhino or Jar Jar Binks. Standard CBR fights do not exempt the contestants from CIS.

by Unknow Man March 24, 2005

legal-industrial complex

Legal-industral complex (n): The tendancy for a system of laws to become self-reinforcing and ever-increasingly complicated in order to provide continual employment for legal professionals. The legal-industrial complex is especially prominent in the United States, where a disproportionately high number of educated individuals choose to become lawyers as a default career path and/or attend law school without having much idea of what they actually want to do with a law degree, the result of which is a lawyer for roughly every hundred people.

Joe Bob: "Have you decided what to do with your liberal arts degree yet?"

Mary Jane: "Well, in an economy like this, there are no jobs available for people with my training. So I guess I'll go to law school."

Joe Bob: "Wow, you're going to become part of the legal-industrial complex."

by SpliffRollaJ June 29, 2010

Ease of Opening Index

A numerical scale (from 0 to 10) by means of which variables, such as age, level of hotness, dating demand, level of horniness, family background, and boob to waist ratio, predicts how many dates and monetary investment you will need to score with a particular broad. It predicts with astonishing accuracy when the female will open her legs for you.

Yo... have been dating Suzie 4 times straight.

Have you scored yet?

Nope!

So? What´s the point?

I´m cool Bro, Ease of Opening Index predicts no more than two dates and the gates will open for me.

by rperazag May 21, 2010

mindless self indulgence

the greatest band in the world, that is all you need to know.

"Mindless Self Indulgence rocks my socks off"

"If it were not for MSI, i wouldnt know how to spell indulgence"

"Let me burn your mindless self indulgence cd"

"Jimmy cought my lighter"

by Bill+Pot=High March 8, 2004

mindless self indulgence

techno industrial pussy-punk! at least the lead singer (urine) calls it that! They are absolutly brilliant live and they are what all the cool retards aare listening to so buy there CD so they can buy another can of soup!!!

by Anonymous August 2, 2003

mindless self indulgence

MSI mindless self indulgence. Electro Snark Punk. Jimmy urine-singer Steve righ?-guitarist Lin-Z-Bassists 'oh so hott' Kitty-drummer. The music is amazing, truely amazing. They are the most Un-talented musicians taht are awsome at it. They are amazing live, Steve continuously asks the crowd to spit on his face. Jimmy tends to wipe his ass with stuff and hands it to the crowd, and occasionaly jacks off during the masturbate song. Their mosh pits are now definded by me as the Death Pits...warning...do not enter unless your insane.

"MSI will make you Wicked Gay"

"This song is the song that will get all the goth girls to fuck me"

"Here sell my ass juices on ebay"

"Yo yo yo who you calling a faggot? When your out gay bashing i'll be at your house...fucking your girlfirend...in the ass!"

by Juju Jesus P. April 30, 2005

Call of Duty induced tourettes

A disease often plagueing most males aged 12-43 years of age. Comonly caused by campers, noob tubers and spawn killers. Disease causes its victom to scream at the tv in a loud and relentless manner in hopes that the person or persons of the opposing team will hear his crys and change their low down dirty playing tactics or possibly put down their controller and jump from a very high ledge.

TV Noise: *Thunk....boom*
Victom:Mother fucking cock whore bitch jew!!

TV Picture: Man spawns and is immediately sniped out
Victom:I just fucking spawned no fucking way ass shit licker cunt

My boyfriend has Call of Duty induced tourettes hes yelling at the tv again

by I H8 YOUR FACE October 27, 2010