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vodka induced cockgobbler

Someone who normally considers themselves heterosexual, yet when under the influence of distilled spirits (and sometimes boosted by cocaine) occasionally find themselves with a mouthful of cock.
"That Barney is always getting lucky with the ladies, but I heard that if you get him tatored enough, he turns into a vodka induced cockgobbler!"
by Misty Dawn May 28, 2008
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Indubitably

"Indubitably"
It's only the greatest word this side of the galaxy.
by Ham_ January 5, 2016
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indecisive

When one sucks at choosing.
Why are you so indecisive about picking a movie?
by Nest September 30, 2005
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premature ejaculation inducer

a girl who is so intensely attractive that she causes a guy spill his load too soon, thus inducing a premature ejaculation.
much to her chagrin, jessica was a premature ejaculation inducer. all of her sexual encounters lasted only a few moments; her hottness was to blame for the rapid ejaculatory speed of her male partners.
by bumbleclot July 11, 2006
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Turkey Induced Coma

Turkey Induced Coma -- the deep sleep that one goes through after eating a large turkey dinner, usually on Thanksgiving and Christmas
"Don't bother trying to wake your dad, he's in a turkey induced coma."
by TooSick4U November 26, 2009
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COVID-Induced Bipolar Disorder (CIBD)

a mental disorder marked by alternating periods of deep depression and extreme “I guess I’m okay”-ness while sheltering in place during the 2020 COVID-19 pandemic.
Chris: Have you noticed anything different about Ross? He’s been really unpredictable and acting nat-shit crazy ever since the shelter-in-place order went into effect.

Naomi: Dood, he clearly suffers from COVID-Induced Bipolar Disorder (CIBD)!
by pantaloonsareback April 16, 2020
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AIR (Anxiety Induced Rushing)

Incessant or panicked rushing. The crippling need to be three hours early to everything.
Jason, panicked and anxious, arrives to a 7:00pm movie at 4:30pm sharp due to excessive AIR (Anxiety Induced Rushing). His parents, who also suffer from AIR, arrive to the airport for their 2:00pm flight no later than 8:00am to ensure they make it through security.
by SDair2018 January 16, 2018
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