Two Muffins In An Oven

Possibly THE best joke of all time.
Only just beaten by your face.

Two muffins in an oven.
One muffin says "wow, it's so hot in here"
The other muffin says "AAAAAH, A talking muffin!"

by TwoMuffinsInAnOven November 8, 2009

Inanimate Skeezer

One you chaotically with no remorse or a sense of any good morals sexually violates inanimate objects.

1. "Damn the Inanimate Skeezer Tony, now there's jizz inside my CD player"

2. "Daddy can i go down the slide?"
"Sure thing sweetey just wait till the Inanimate Skeezer is done."

by Flash the Ripper January 21, 2008

Call in an air strike

Voice command used in "Return to Castle Wolfenstein: Enemy Territory" to request Field Ops rain death and destruction from above on enemy.

"Incoming!! Call in an airstrike!"

by Akitschianado August 5, 2005

Diamond in an Ice Storm

A way to describe your dick, should you ever come across an erection so powerful, so immense, that not even the glory holes of 100 virgins can calm the swelling rage that is your penis

It's raping time buddy, and guess whose passing out the free, hot dickings.

And let me tell you, when she revealed that lacy red bra with matching panties, I was like a Diamond in an Ice Storm.

by Alan Tross August 12, 2009

paintbrush irl inanimate insanity

someone who irls paintbrush from inanimate insanity

zoe: are you a paintbrush irl??

chloe: yes yes yes yes yes yes yes surely yes yes surely yep yes yes yes yes yes yea I am duh yes yesnyensyensyensy3jsudjjsjsmdjdjsj I am definitely a paintbrush irl inanimate insanity

by Poopy shart July 18, 2022

putting in an application

The act of trying to get a blowjob, handjob or any other sexual job. Also known as "puttin' in the app." and "applying for a job" In reference to getting hired.

"Dude I'm definetly putting in an application with Tiffany tonight."

"I really need a blowjob. At the bar tonight as long as its a chick...I'm puttin' in the app."

"Yo, look at Vaughn applying for a job...he's not gettin it."

by joey bananas May 8, 2008

Inanhoe

An Inanhoe is a chick who has great sexual attraction to inanimate objects, and feels urges to make out with and/or fuck the inanimate objects. In some cases the urges of the inanhoe are so strong that she will do these acts of inanimate object love in public.

Dude: what the fuck is that chick doing?
Other dude: shitdood!! shes fucking a clock radio!
Dude: oh...she must be an inanhoe.
Other dude: Woah man, trippy...

by shitdood December 28, 2007