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National walk around in a towel day

January second. National walk around in a towel day.
Hey! It’s January second, why are you wearing clothes? It’s National walk around in a towel day.
by Ladybuggirl170000000 January 2, 2023
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Tourist in your own town

Giving yourself a rim job
Angie loved Europe and the hot Belgian men, but she couldn't wait to get back and be a tourist in your own town
by Nolatourist June 11, 2016
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tangos in the burger town

Term used in Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2.
It can also be used describe a place or event u really don't want to go to, and or is full of people you don't want to be around.
friend1: dude what's your problem, that girl you like is in there.
friend 2: I can't go in there!
friend1: Why not?
friend2: tangos in the burger town!
friend1: What? Her ex. That guy's a douche, you could totally kick his ass.
by That_frakkin_guy October 27, 2010
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catch me in the next town

an expression meaning, find me at the nearest gay club and wait in the bathroom for me.
i was walking down the street in my hot pants and some guy in a car yelled " yo baby catch me in the next town" so i got my condom and went down to the club.
by madeleine rinker May 26, 2008
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glow in the dark towel

When a major corporation comes up with the dumbest fucking product you could ever imagine. Originated from a commercial for Microsoft Songsmith.
Guy 1: Hey what's that?
Douchebag: It's a flamingo shiner! Wanna try it?
Guy 2: Hey get that glow in the dark towel shit away from me.
by Skunkwaffle January 29, 2009
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Try that in a small town

An event in which a hillbilly ejaculates his semen into a midget’s ass in front of a group of people, causing the entire group to engage in a gay orgy.
I just saw a Try that in a small town.
by Balls Obama September 4, 2023
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bull in a china town

it's for when a "shop" just isn't enough;

coming from the expression "bull in a china shop" a bull person may need a entire town to destroy
a troll on my minecraft server is a good example of a "bull in a china town"
by snowmk April 11, 2014
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