Your mother in a box

An insult to a persons mother that makes no sense. This insult is usually followed by the phrase, "Ooh, nigga you just got burned!"

Dude, Your Mother in a BOX!

by Agentx170019972010q March 1, 2010

Jack-In-A-Box

A toy. Not to be confused with "Jack in the box", a fast-food restaurant.

Baby Hugo cried whenever he played with his Jack-In-A-Box. Every time Jack popped out it frightened him. Bad Jack!

by MTF January 22, 2009

dick-in-a-box

A dick-in-a-box is guy's big boner stuck through a hole in a gift-box and gift-wrapped to give your cocksucker for Christmas.

My boyfriend gave me dick-in-a-box for Christmas!

by USAF Cadet October 12, 2020

Dick in a Box

The best Halloween costume ever. Guy, in a box, acting like a dick.

Guy: What tha hell are you supposed 2B?
Girl: I'm an angel.
Guy: You have to be the ugliest angel i've ever seen.
Girl: Oh, yah well what are you?
Guy: Can't you tell, i'm a Dick in a Box!

by VirginxOuija October 23, 2009

Redic in a Box

Something so ridiculous that it sends a depressing sense of emotion through your body causing you to feel like a 80's Soul/ Pop singer that likes to share his goods as a gift.

See definition for Glowsharing, you will experience the feeling of Redic in a Box.

by Cupid Crusher November 13, 2010

Lap in a box

A laptop placed into a bin with a laptop cooler pad and some speakers.

I made myself one of those lap in a boxes.

by VBGfishytail May 6, 2006

Jack in a box

When you have an erection that your girlfriend doesn't know about and you whip it out of your pants and show her your hard on, usually with a really pleased expression on your face.

I was lying in bed reading the other day when Rob pulled down the sheets and sprung his jack in a box on me!

by Robertion August 22, 2011