immortal technique

Sick ass underground MC from Harlem NYC. Touches on alot of political shit and simply has incredible mic skillz. The name says it all.

Good Songs:
'One (Remix)'
'No Mercy'
'Industrial Revolution'
'Harlem Streets'
damn all his songs are good

by Adept March 30, 2005

Immortal Technique

Underground, New York City based rapper who was born in Peru and usually raps about political subjects.
By far the most educated rapper out there, if you listen to his lyrics, you will definitely have to look up at least some of the people or ideas he used in his music.
Doesn't care who he offends, but most of his views would be described as liberal.
Turned down a development deal from Sony to remain independent.

"Give me a hundred grand, give me your watch, give me your chain.
That's your girl? Bitch, get over here and give me some brain.
I'll bust off on her face and right after the segment,
She'll probably rub it in her pussy, trying to get herself pregnant.
I said it, I meant it, that's the way I deal with enemies,
Like pro-lifers that support the death penalty,
And don't talk about war when niggers know that you pussy,
A fucking hypocrite, draft-dodger like George Bush."
-Immortal Technique in Obnoxious

by Zak November 10, 2004

Immortal Technique

Incredibly talented MC who made The Source's unsigned hype column. His songs are deep and he often talks about the government.

His best lyric: "If you go platinum it's got nothin to do with luck//It just means that a million people are stupid as fuck"

by Rootbeer February 21, 2005

immortendorology

1. The scientific field which studies concepts, drugs, and techniques for extending human life indefinitely. 2. The science of life-extension with the ideal of an immortal homo-sapiens.

etymology: first coined by thriller novelist Eric Shawn in the novel The Power. From the latin immort (not death) + tendor (stretch).

immortendorologist, immortendorologically

Cutting edge tools in immortendorology will lead to a five-hundred year lifespan and beyond for humans.

by S. Levine January 14, 2008

immi van

Small 12-passenger vans that roll around neighborhoods with large immigrant populations, functioning as an unincorporated, unregistered, and uninsured transit service. They cost less than city buses, but the drivers don't speak English or stop for red lights, there may be live chickens on board, and there's a one-in-five chance the van may catch fire.

Kyle: Yo, we just missed the bus! we're gonna be late!
Bradley: No worries, here comes an immi van.
Kyle: Are those things safe?

by marcolarco June 1, 2011

imminent poop to poot ratio

A formal ratio calculated that measures gaseous emissions at varying phases of needing to take a shit, postulating that the more imminent the turd, the higher the volume and rate of concurrent farting.

My father explained that during the process of the massive turd being passed, his lab assistant calculated the “imminent poop to poot ratio” and concluded that the ratio obtained had in fact accurately predicted both the proximity of the exiting turd to the rectum as well as estimating its unorthodox, gargantuan size, by measuring the flatus emitted.

by Dr Bunnygirl September 12, 2019

imma

Used in place of "I am going to..." Technically should be spelled i'mma but since this is a shortened version, we leave out the apostrophe!

Ricky said, "Imma get myself a power drink and a snack, and I'll be right back."

by Valerie0214 August 21, 2006