Inverted Vagina

Often confused with the micropenis, an inverted vagina resembles a penis, but is much shorter. The inverted vagina is commonly found on males, however, it can be observed on both genders. It is a common misconception that the inverted vagina still acts as a vagina. Despite its name, the inverted vagina enjoys being the penetrator. WARNING: During intercourse, the inverted vagina has been known to infiltrate the penis and destroy the penis from the inside. USE CAUTION WHEN PLAYING WITH INVERTED VAGINA. KEEP AWAY FROM EYES, MOUTH AND SMALL CHILDREN.

"Check out Cole's micropenis"
"No way dude, that is an inverted vagina, I don't fuck with them."

by Zt2 April 16, 2015

inverted snob

Someone who looks down their nose on those more wealthy, simply because they are more wealthy. Inverted snobs staunchly refuse to recognise that their form of snobbery is every bit as superficial and silly as the other kind ... the only difference is, the inverted variety helps keep its adherents down on the bread line.

Don't expect to find Mary in one of the better pubs. She's an inverted snob. She'd rather have cheap beer and mould any day of the week.

by Fearman October 30, 2007

Inverted Jenny

Engaging in upside-down intercourse while in an airplane. A tribute to the incredibly rare 1918 postage stamp.

Billy pulled off the Inverted Jenny with a stewardess on his flight to Europe - and he finished gloriously by dunking her head in the toilet.

by bloodykansas April 29, 2008

Inverted Melon Baller

When a girl is upside down and you titty fuck her while she licks/sucks at your balls.

Sheila fell asleep upside down on the couch so I had an inverted melon baller.

by DTGaaz October 22, 2009

The Inverter

When engaged with a woman standing up you quickly spin her 180 degrees so she is doing a handstand while still in her. Made famous by Kai Kishi.

1:OMG!! Kai did the inverter to me last night!!
2:Me too!!

by Sneaux April 30, 2008

Tight invert

An adjective referring to the superior quality of a transvestites inverted genetalia for sexual intercourse

Eddy-"Yo you see that Russian girl that got on the bus, she was kinda sexy."

Zack- "Dog that's a dude with makeup on for sure."
Eddy -"Yea but she prolly got that tight invert"

by R3d_m4n February 23, 2015

Invertia

An autism containment zone

Damn invertia is being gneeral again

by Not tritron July 12, 2017