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Mexican Car Stereo

What you might get to have in your car if you are too dirt cheap to afford a real car stereo. It may consist of either:

A). You or someone else in your car keeping(or at least trying to keep) everyone entertained by singing songs and/or making "music" by making sounds with your mouth and tapping and banging on objects with your limbs.

Or:

B). Having an entire band of musicians in your vehicle playing for you(particularly if they are not playing electronic instruments). This is a more logical alternative if you're driving a vehicle with enough room, like say a van, or a large truck.

Optional: Both methods can also be accompanied by having a Mexican subwoofer along.
Ex 1: FFS, man someone tell that Mexican car stereo back there to shut up!! I'm trying to enjoy our new system here!

Ex 2:
Doug: Now what, Wayne? How are we supposed to enjoy our trip on the open road now that the fucking border cops have found our Mexican car stereo and dumped 'em all in the Rio along with all their mariachi gear?
Truck Driver: No worries, Doug, at least we've got a little somethin' for ya to play an equally pleasing tune on. *unzips pants*
Doug: Awwww yeah. *goes down on truck driver's lap*

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by Mark H November 18, 2006
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bobby stereo

a sexual term in which a male takes his head and sticks in a vagina then sings any song which makes her sound like a stereo
my friend did a bobby stereo to a girl he sang her favorite song.
by lolololol man November 28, 2010
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silver stereo

a friggin good band, but also a group of cult heroes including, superman (nigel), batman (lewis), spiderman (ben), incredible hulk (dan) and catwoman (chris).
help help, wot shall we do... we should call silver stereo! yeh, not just great music, but great heroes to save the day
by Conan February 12, 2005
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The Stereos

The Stereos is an amazing pop band with two albums called Uncontrollable and a self titled one. They're amazing. Members are~ Pat Kordyback, Daniel Johnson, Robb Chalifoux, Miles Holmwood and Aaron Verdonk. All heavily tattooed white boy hipsters, with the popular songs Summer Girl and Throw Ya Hands Up. I love them.
Have you heard the stereos?

yeah, they're amazing. I love them
by JennaKordyback<3~ October 14, 2013
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Stereo Profiler

Someone who bases everything they know about another person on stereotypes. They then use those stereotypes for profiling purposes.
That cop hates minorities so much that he has become a stereo profiler.
by ktaylor1967 July 22, 2012
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Damn Bass Stereo

A stereo system that makes good 'noise' especially to the bass end. Good enough to make a listener forget the slight homophone simillarity between 'damb ass' and 'damn bass' and just scream "...damn bass stereo, baby!"
"Trap traps me inside that damn bass stereo I bought"
by Lil Ted April 18, 2018
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