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the best picture rating site on the web. it has a tightly knit forum community that makes up small percent of its total users.
by Anonymous July 12, 2003
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impression farmer

A person who farms impressions on social media. They usually just post for likes. This is to make them bigger than they actually are.
Malachi is such an impression farmer, all he does is tweet for likes.
by LargeYak March 24, 2021
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zeroth impression

The impression that you get from someone before you actually meet them, including impressions made by clothes, style, and rumors.
Bob: From what she was wearing and what I heard about her, the zeroth impression I got was that she was a slut. But when I met her she seemed really nice.
by darkshaddow42 June 11, 2010
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the shitty impression

When one is so inclined as to take a dump, add it to a long tube sock, then add a lock. You then smack your victim accross the face with it.
I didn't want to give the shitty impression, but how else could I break his jaw and smear shit on him at the same time?
by GraFfiX420 April 11, 2009
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iPressure

Like peer pressure but over the internet. When a friend pressures you to change your Facebook status for some cause that they care about such as supporting the troops or raising breast cancer awareness.
So and So said I should add this to my status message and it's about not kicking puppies so I have to do it. Damn I've been iPressured.
by winnthrop January 21, 2010
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self-impressed

what everyone in the world is all the time.

everybody thinks they're the most special thing on this earth not yet discovered, so therefore they spend their self-impressed lives doing nothing but blaming others. and even when people are famous, the credit they get goes straight to their heads and then they act pretentious and self-impressed all the time, yes everybody.
you're so damn self-impressed by everything you do that i need no other reason to hate you and all that you might have been. show a little humility next time, sucker.
by danny kryski April 19, 2008
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First Impressionist

An individual who can read people and adjust his or her personality to fit their so-called expectations.

The ability to read others and yet still remain unreadable yourself.
I met the new temp at work and since I am a first impressionist I can read her and know she is interested in more qiet guys than loud party-goers. So fixed my personality to be less outgoing and more shy towards her.
by Mowzur February 4, 2010
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