iCarly

the worst attempt for a comedy show in a long time. they try way to hard to be funny and it's just sad. their all very bad actors. people who watch iCarly are either ages 3-10, or don't know comedy.

carly: "blah blah blah, i overreact to everything!"
sam: "my whole family's in jail, so i can i sleep here tonight?"
fred: "i'm sutch a dweeb, why am i even part of iCarly?"

by LML Money July 18, 2010

iCarly

iCarly is a teen show about three friends and a web show they host together every week. Though the main girl, Carly, isn't funny at all or good at acting, the actual show itself is very good. Carly lives with her older brother Spencer while their parents are working overseas. Her two friends are Sam and Freddie. Sam hosts the show with her while Freddie takes care of technical part. The best part of the show is the ongoing tension between Sam and Freddie. Even though Freddie claims to be in love with Carly, the unnatural fighting he and Sam take part in makes you think differently. 95% of the show's humor comes from Sam's insults towards Freddie and Spencer's personality. And even though it's a teen show on Nickelodeon, it's an enjoyable (yet unrealistic) show for all ages.

On one episode of iCarly, Sam isn't allowed to insult Freddie all week, unless she wants to pay him $5 an insult. This is what happens after Spencer gives Sam money for helping him out with an art piece.


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Sam: You smell like feet. *gives him $5*
Freddie:*smiles, takes money*
Sam: If you were a country, you'd be El Salvadork. *gives another $5*
Freddie: *still smiling, takes the money*
Sam: Have I made fun of your butt yet?
Freddie: No.
Sam: It's oddly shaped. *gives $5*
Sam: No girl will ever want you. *gives $5*

by iCarly Fan January 30, 2009

Brown Icicle

The act of shitting on your sex partner while out in the snow after your anus is nearly frozen.

I need to take a hot shower, sarah just gave me a brown icicle

by manswer April 29, 2009

iCarly

3 years ago, when tv shows were actually good on Nickelodeon, then came one of the worst tv shows-iCarly. iCarly shows some of the stupidest scenarios that the world has seen.

iCarly features the titular character-Carly. Carly however looks like the grinch which makes all of us wonder how did this show come to be. iCarly was mainly intended for pedophiles to watch except some people actually believed this shit. Most vegetarians and animal activists want to kill this show because of the brutal scenes showing a lesbian eating meat constantly.

Someone stupid-Have you seen that episode where Fred came on iCarly?
someone smart-No, because I watch good shows like CSI where people like that die.

by iHATETHISHOW June 24, 2010

icarly

a show on nickelodeon that can be funny at times but most of the time its just fucking annoying. its about a prissy teenage girl named carly and a tomboy named sam who thinks shes all badass but really shes just a poser. there is also a chubby gay kid named freddy and together they do a web show called icarly thats not funny at all. the only characters on the show that actually make the show entertaining is carlys brother, spencer, and a boy named gibby

person 1: dude have you seen icarly?

person 2: yes, its so fucking annoying

by flapjackFTW August 28, 2010

Icarly

What lil pump has his wet dreams to

ESKEEEETITTTTT,,,, ICARLY IM TRYNA SMASH

by D Rosewald August 12, 2017

Morning Icicle

Morning Icicle is when a male wakes up with an unnaturally cold boner. Usually found in the winter or when sleeping with your meat in an ice bucket. 99% of all cases wake up screaming due to the huge pain of a frozen, erect, penis.

Joe: Hey, have you seen Steve?
Rob: yeah, he woke up about an hour ago screaming.
Joe: Oh! Did he have another Morning Icicle?
Rob: Yeah, I don't know why we go camping with him.

by ryaneschevere July 28, 2011