iBullshit

Typically iBullshit is the stuff Steve Jobs rambles on about at his keynote speeches. This is an unfortunate side effect of the version of reality Steve Jobs lives in and where he derives his sense of proportion. This iWorld as he sees it is a mystical place where computers are infuriatingly simple and over-priced, also coasters for cups in this mysterious place have touch screens and apps.

Apple: "This changes everything, Again!"

Guy that actually works in IT: "What a load of ibullshit! Phones could already do all of those things!"

by DaftSteamPunk September 23, 2010

Ibuwu

Text slang for

I'm Breaking up with you.

Bæ: Hey

You : Sorry but Ibuwu

by SorryKerensa May 20, 2016

iBucks

(n.) Money/credit in the form of an iTunes gift card.

Eric: Sweet! I got 25 iBucks for my birthday!

by DontLetsStart January 7, 2009

ibukun

A nigerian boy/girl (no judgement) who never disappoints in having a big dick. He/she is really good at using it and won't ever pull out.

"Why is his dick so long?"
"Because he's an Ibukun."

by niggerdudeofthesouthside February 5, 2018

iburnmycd

A work that defines itself that one person has used for ever as a screen name on many mediums. This person has the ability to go to just about any major site and use this username and somehow the account belongs to them.

You: So What exactally does your username mean?

Him: IBurnMyCd? You're kidding right?

by iburnmycd January 9, 2005

iBump

The collision of two posers who are walking around with their iPhones at arms length.

Ya , I was using augmented reality on my iphone to get info on that cathedral. When all of a sudden some iMoron iBumped me with his iPhone! tsk tsk

by iVirus March 28, 2011

ibuprolific

Ibuprolific is the state of needing and taking a lot of ibuprofen. After a rough workout, a long run or any heavy physical activity.

I did a ten mile hills course today and my legs are on fire. I'm totally ibuprolific. Bring on the little pills!

by smartwatermelon March 11, 2013