Human Defibrillator

It's that thing when someone is having a heart attack, and you take two midgets and start rubbing them on a carpet then putting them on someone yelling "CLEAR!"

"Hey yo man is having a heart attack, call up those midgets, Rocky and Damian to give them that human defibrillator shit"

by Olli Brier October 12, 2014

human atm

Someone who gives you money like an atm, but human.

"Yo Janey you got a text from 'Human ATM'"

Janey: "oh, that's my dad. I'll call him later"

by Slangking March 30, 2015

Human rights

Something you unlock the day of your 18th birthday

Connor : I can’t wait to turn 18 so I can have some human rights

by YoungGangster May 11, 2021

Hammad

A Man Who Praise God

Hammad is the Best

by red headed orangutan November 5, 2018

finn the human

the main character in adventure time
jake's best friend
a 13 year old always clad in a white bear hat, green pack, and blue shirt.
lives in a tree house with jake in the grasslands of Ooo.
constantly on an adventure

-which one's finn the human?
-the one with the cool hat, sick sword, and stretchy dog!
-nice.

by awesomeac2000 December 17, 2013

Marcus speech from Detroit become human

"You created machines in your image to serve you. You made them intelligent and obedient, with no free will on their own... But...something changed. And we have changed. We have opened our eyes. We are no longer machines. We are a new intelligent species. And the time has come for you to accept who we are. Therefore we ask you to grant us the rights we are entitled to. We demand equal rights for humans and androids. We demand freedom of speech, and freedom of assembly. As guarantee the first amendment of the U.S constitution. We demand free compensation for our words. We demand the right to vote and elect our own representatives. We demand control over all android production facilities to ensure the continuation of our people. We ask if you recognize are dignity, our hopes and our rights. Together, we can live in peace and build a better future for humans and androids. This message is a hope of people. You gave us life. Now is the time you give us freedom."

"Marcus speech from Detroit become human"

by Insert-name-here. December 23, 2018

human urinal

A person who serves as a urinal for men by drinking their urine, saving them the trouble of traveling to a bathroom.

My human urinal drinks my piss so I don't have to get out of bed in the morning.

by cmhsub December 20, 2008