homerow conversation

A conversation had on a mobile device, despite you knowing full well it is better suited to be had on a real computer. These conversations are usually ones involving personal feelings, relationships, and general conversational pieces that require paragraphs.

"I'd love to keep this conversation about our relationship's growth going, love, but this is more of a homerow conversation and I'm in the middle of work"

by justicerei January 17, 2012

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humorouser

to be more humorous than the next person

Celeste is humorouser than Carman

by funnerthansleep February 5, 2014

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humerusectomy

{hyoo-mer-uhs-ek-tuh-mee}

noun, plural-mies. Surgery.

the operation of excising or removing one's funny bone, humerus, and/or ulnar nerve.

Joe: With the oil continue to spill into the Gulf of Mexico, the only company making a profit is the one company that runs Chicken of the Sea cannery.

Jane: How's that?

Joe: The tuna is already packed in oil when they fish em out of the ocean.

Jane: (((groan))) What a bad joke... ((sigh)).

Jack: How dare you joke?! Blah blah blah!! Overfishing... blah blah blah ... disaster of the century ... blah blah blah....

Jane: Jeeze Louise. It was a joke. A bad one at that.

Jack: Blah blah blah! Blah blah blah blah blah blah! Corporate responsibility ... blah blah blah... we need a violent revolution!! Blah blah blah!

Jane: It's just a bad j....

Joe: Nevermind him. He got his humerusectomy last election when Nader didn't win the presidency.

Jane: Did he ever have a sense of humor?

Joe: Probably not.

by Tsarstepan October 21, 2014

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Humorous interpretation

Also known as HI, humorous interpretation is an event in the interpretation category of speech and debate. Speakers give a 10 minute speech switching characters, voices and spitting everywhere. Most drama happens in this event as judges do not understand how to judge it. Pops and transition noises between characters are essential. You will most likely see the classic haaaaaapt sound. This event is owned by the god of humorous interpretation Don Zolidis, who has written a number of scripts. If one does a Don Zolidis piece, they may have subjected themselves to teasing. Humorous interpretation or Humor is mostly done by lanky white boys and girls in the event is a rarity. These pasty long boys get far because they can get away with many sexual jokes that females can not. Out of all the events, humor is watched frequently.

If you’re looking to heal your broken soul, go watch some humorous interpretation videos.

by VINCENTVANCOUGH March 6, 2018

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Humorous in hindsight

A situation that, in the moment, is stressful and chaotic. It later becomes funny because enough time has passed for you to see the ridiculousness of it.

*after chasing down their toddler when he got out of the house naked*
Mom: This kid, I swear!! It’s like he wants to see me lose my sanity!
Dad: I’m sure this story will be humorous in hindsight one day.
Mom: You mean like when he’s 16 and bringing home a girlfriend?
Dad: Umm... Sure... Something like that.

by Prof K1792 March 10, 2019

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